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Things We Learn On The Show

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'Shot of the Day' today featured a homeless man who was, allegedly, dragging a half naked and unconscious woman around the streets of Kansas City. The good news is that the 'half naked and unconscious woman' was, in fact, a sex doll. The thing that made the story particularly...
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Home Alone in Real Time

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What did you or someone else totally forget?" The question was inspired by the story of a woman on a plane who realized that she'd left her BABY at the gate. Her baby. How in the f**k do you leave your baby at the airport?!? If you have kids, young kids, and you've...
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Take One Movie for the Team!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. In 'honor' of Valentine's Day, we asked which of the following 'romantic comedies' would you endure: If you're like me, well, God help you...but otherwise, if you're like me, you don't make it a point to watch...
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Uncomfortable Eye Contact with Your Coffee

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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