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Hiccups are the Devil

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Have You Cooked in Your Bathroom?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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The Kiss of the Mystery Hiss

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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Do NOT Do These Things

Hola Bitcholas,​ Today we asked, "What happened to you that you hope does not happen to anyone else?" The question was inspired a series of nightmare fueled news stories including, but not limited to the story of a man who had a spider in his ear. It was in his ear long enough that it made a web. A...
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When Birds Be Birds

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did the bird do?" Sounds like a ridiculous question, and in many ways, it is. However, it seems that, pound for pound, birds are at the center of most animal-related news stories. Not 'cutesy' stories, but animal stories of misfortune seem to involve birds more...
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Mens Room Gold Beer is Back!

Hola Bitcholas, Some people already knew this, some people (like myself) did not, but we announced today that Mens Room Gold Lager is now available in cans and in 12 packs all around the Puget Sound. This makes us happy. It's already kinda mind-blowing to have our own beer. It's been 10 years but...
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Smarts Are Hard to Come By!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Random Question Question Day, and one of the many questions we asked was, 'What's the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?' This is part of what we heard... Stupid questions: A few years ago a friend of mine was a maintenance man on gathering of the Space Needle. He...
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Behind the Mean Scene

Hola Bitcholas, People always ask what it's like to actually work on the show. We're asked a lot. Well, not so much what it's "like", but what is the off-the-air interaction like. Fair question. Below is small sample of some of the things spoken today in the office before the show: "Cheeba...
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Pick Your Palate Primer!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, it was accompanied with our weekly Mens Room Poll. Today we offered you this opportunity; put your tongue in one of the following for 30 seconds: Stranger's nostril Bowling Bowl Finger Holes Porta-Potty Seat Gym Shower Floor As always, choose...
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Do You Crush and Flush?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about bugs. Bugs have a way of being able to f**k up your whole day merely by revealing their existence within a certain proximity to you. There was no shortage of stories proving the point. What I learned today was that there are 2 types of people in the world. Sure...
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