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How Did You Fix That With No Tools?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we covered a lot of different topics, but the one that seemed to stick had to do with 'ghetto DIY'. The inspiration for this involves a guy in Colorado. He had a busted tail light, but instead of replacing it, he decided to get creative...
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You Are So Limb-le

Hola Bitcholas, Perusing the news this morning there seemed to be an unintentional theme...body parts. First I saw a story about a kid who got his tongue stuck in the lid of a sippy-cup. Sounds simple enough, but neither the kids nor his parents could remove it. He had to get surgery to remove it...
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Overachieve with Your New Ability

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but...
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The Corn Was Far From Mellow

Hola Bitcholas, Today, Miles and arrived at work via the struggle bus. It is our own doing, but look, the way we see it, booze don't drink itself. So we did. Among other ill-advised libations, Miles introduced me to Mellow Corn. It's a Kentucky 'bourbon' that Miles brought up on the show a few...
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Dirty Advice

Hola Bitcholas, We've been doing this job for a long time and I have spent many-a-blog espousing our passion and joy doing it. We just like what we do but we are still and will always be surprised by the things that resonate with listeners. Case-in-point, the Dirty Germans. They are now a staple on...
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Flush These Sounds Out Now

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here, so, as always, we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Just to upset you or make you sick to your core, we asked which of the following would you endure listening to: A parent having sex, but cheating Your significant other having sex, but cheating Your parents...
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Scary, Scary Couldas

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, 'what was your horror movie moment?' There were a lot of stories that inspired the question but the one that resonated with me comes out of Australia. I can't remember the name of the birds in question, but 60 of these particular birds started falling out of the sky...
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Put Off the Bad with the Good

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to you. There IS such thing as a 'good Monday'. I know no one really likes Mondays ("does somebody have a case of the Mondays?") but I actually look forward to Mondays. On the surface it might sound like I just want to escape the kids after a long weekend of watching...
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One Year Sheared?

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day today and more so than usual, today's contestants lived up to the name. Maybe the questions were unusually hard, but I really don't think that's the problem. Ah, but on 'Big Dummy' days, we also conduct our weekly Mens Room Poll. In honor of the 5-foot-tall dude from...
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Are You a Screamer?

Hola Bitcholas, For 'Sit and Spin' today we featured the 'Top Ten Songs That Sound Like Someone Stepped on a Lego' . If that sounds stupid it's only because it is precisely that. ​However, it was also remarkably funny. Credit to Mike Hawk. He walked into the office yesterday commenting that Brian...
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