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5 Years in One of These, Choose Wisely!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today's scenario; you must spend the next 5 years living under one of the following conditions: With your ex. Not the one you like, but the first one you thought of when we said, "your ex". You know the one; the...
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Secretly Forgot to Tell More

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to write a blog. Already started with a lie. I didn't "totally" forget, as you are now reading the very thing I claimed to have not done. Let me rephrase; I forgot to write a blog until much later than I would have preferred. To be fair, I've been distracted all day,...
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Take One Down, Pass It Around

Hola Bitcholas, My head has been splitting all day but that's my fault. Well, it is the fault of the alcohol that I consumed...it being a toxin and all. Admittedly, the alcohol didn't force its way into my mouth, but once it got there, it found its way to my belly. At this point, the alcohol...
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Tell About the First Time You Saw More Than Expected

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our 'Random Question Question' day and one of the questions we asked was, 'what was the first movie you saw with nudity?' This particular question seemed to jar the memory of damn-near everyone...and we're not surprised. First time you see nudity in a movie (particularly...
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Halloween Candy You Do Not Want

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. In honor of Halloween's impending arrival, we wanted to know which of these terrible candies you would most want: BLACK licorice Candy corns Necco wafers or Circus Peanuts? Choose wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you...
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20 Years is a Lot of Years

Hola Bitcholas, As of October 15th, I will have been doing this radio thing for 20 years. It doesn't feel like it's been that long but that's only because I really like what I do. That said, I've always been exceptionally demanding about what I do ON radio. Silliness.​ I've been fortunate enough to...
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Would Your Band Use This Brand?

Hola Bitcholas, I'm going to share with you some of the actual quotes I heard today in the office or on the show. The context of the quotes is irrelevant. I just want to know which of these quotes you would use as a band name. Away we go. ​"Liquid Beef" "Boil Your Soul"..."Soul Boiler" "Zapped in a...
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The Pain of Frustration

Hola Bitcholas, There's a sound and a few select words that people say under one of two circumstances; pain or frustration. It's usually a combination of, "AAAAGGHHHH!" and/ or, "F**K, SH*T, F**K!" Well, earlier today I felt compelled to let out an, "AAAAGGHHHH! F**K! SH*T! F**K!" That's nothing...
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You Bought a Thing, Tell Us About It!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you buy and how much did it cost?" Sadly, the inspiration for today's query involves a woman in North Carolina. She traded her two-year-old kid for a 1992 Plymouth Laser. A 1992 Plymouth Laser. There is all manner of reason that this is so incredibly f**ked...
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Which Could You Go Without for a Year?

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day here in the Mens Room, therefore a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which you be most willing to give up for a year: Soap Deodorant Toilet Paper or a Tooth Brush? Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! And if you've ever wanted to sit in on...
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