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Calling Out the Person You Do NOT Want to Hear From

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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Doppelgang Slang

Hola Bitcholas,​ Our CEO, David Field dropped by the office today, as he does from time to time. The company has about 250 stations, so he has a lot to say. I probably should listen. It's not that he wasn't sharing important information...it's that he looks lie Harry Connick Jr... and I just can't...
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Hiccups are the Devil

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Have You Cooked in Your Bathroom?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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The Kiss of the Mystery Hiss

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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Do NOT Do These Things

Hola Bitcholas,​ Today we asked, "What happened to you that you hope does not happen to anyone else?" The question was inspired a series of nightmare fueled news stories including, but not limited to the story of a man who had a spider in his ear. It was in his ear long enough that it made a web. A...
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When Birds Be Birds

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did the bird do?" Sounds like a ridiculous question, and in many ways, it is. However, it seems that, pound for pound, birds are at the center of most animal-related news stories. Not 'cutesy' stories, but animal stories of misfortune seem to involve birds more...
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Mens Room Gold Beer is Back!

Hola Bitcholas, Some people already knew this, some people (like myself) did not, but we announced today that Mens Room Gold Lager is now available in cans and in 12 packs all around the Puget Sound. This makes us happy. It's already kinda mind-blowing to have our own beer. It's been 10 years but...
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Smarts Are Hard to Come By!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Random Question Question Day, and one of the many questions we asked was, 'What's the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?' This is part of what we heard... Stupid questions: A few years ago a friend of mine was a maintenance man on gathering of the Space Needle. He...
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