Redfestival

Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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When You Cannot Win

Hola Bitcholas, There's just no making people happy. Trust me, we know this to be true, but still, there are moments when you're reminded that there is no bottom to it. Case-in-point, we found out during the show that a loyal listener died last night. Her husband reached out to us and shared a...
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Have This Day Your Daily Thrill

Hola Bitcholas, I don't do 'metrics'. In other words, I have no idea how many people may or may not read the Big Brown Blog...but Wobin, who has access to said 'metrics', assures me that there are plenty of you out there. For that, thank you. Not sure what the appeal is, but I'm glad YOU do! To...
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The Officer Wanted to Know Y

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that. My gut has been reminding me all day. Anyway, we talked about '...
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Our Bucket List Interviews Are a Plenty!

Hola Bitcholas, These are the people I'd like to interview; - the man whose "penis is too small!" - the "bitch" who got "cut off!" - the bride's maid who "wedding puked" - the wedding couple when the "owl hits the window" - 'Jay'... as in, "let's reel it in, Jay!" - Not Joey Chestnut, but the guy...
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Too Late to Unsee Your Evil?

Hola, Bitcholas, We asked today, 'what did you not need to see?' In a nutshell, this is what we learned; walking in on family members having sex and other people's dirty underwear are the most consistent offenders. Fair enough. That's all I've got today because, frankly, I wanna stop picturing all...
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Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with...
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Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...
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Redfestival is Back, Bitcholas!

Hola, bitcholas! Today we got to say one of those things that we love to say; Red Festival is back! It's just that easy. Saturday, June 23rd at the Enumclaw Event Center. Same place as last year. In fact, if you missed it last year (you low-down, dirty dog!) let's go back in TIME...TIMe...TIme.....
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Beer, Bands and Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a weekend this past weekend. Red Festival came and went and it was f**king awesome! It really was. A few thousand of our closest friends showed up and drank the day away in epic fashion. It was a really good time and we felt so good that THAT many people can show up in a...
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