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Chill Out This Fourth

Hola Bitcholas, It's no secret that this country has lost its collective mind. We're all aware of it; one 'side' blames another 'side', blah, blah, blah. It gets old in spite of being new each day. Well, tomorrow is the 4th of July, so here's a sincere hope that all of us can just enjoy it and...
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Sing-Song Ping Pong

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'house' band the New Originals is playing a gig this Sunday at Slim's Last Chance. It's part of an annual charity thing we do. Anyway, we're having our first practice tonight. I'm down with that. One of the songs we'd intended on playing was 'Cult f Personality' from Living...
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Prove How Cool You Are!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day. Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do: Tightrope walk 25 stories up Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes Swim 100...
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Sing a Long Dammit

Hola Bitcholas, We're all 'hard' at work on our next 'Sit and Spin'. Everyone always has a ridiculous idea regarding 'Sit and Spin', but this week we're working on a collection of songs that sound 'romantic' or 'sexual' when you hear them, but would be remarkably creepy if it were spoken word...
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The Spice is In!

Hola Bitcholas, Got a figurative hair up my ass last night and decided I wanted to randomly concoct dinner. Made a 'poor- man's' jambalaya with some incredibly spicy fried chicken on the side. Was feeling kinda 'New Orleans-ish'. Dinner, by the way, was f)$%ing fantastic. Sure, I'm bragging a bit,...
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Hola Bitcholas, Heading to the Mariners/ Orioles game tonight at Safeco. No big deal except that I'm wearing my O's gear. I RARELY wear things with logos or anything at work. No real reason for that, but I generally keep that kinda stuff for the weekends. Anyway, today I'm going to the game and...
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Get inVested

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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Nutrition Comes to Fruition

Hola Bitcholas, Trying to figure out what I want for dinner. Let's just say that I didn't take the best care of myself last night, and so today I am starving. Have been all day. Started the work day (around 10 am) with a gyro from the food court across the street. After scraping off all of the veg...
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Calling Out the Person You Do NOT Want to Hear From

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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