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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except For This Drunk Guy Pooping On A Random Porch

Twas’ the weekend before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a random drunk guy pooping on a porch. I’m trying not to judge because, you know, we’ve all had our moments. But I definitely never did a blackout dump on someone’s porch.(I’ve always made it to...
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Can Mike Hsu Poop Like A Champion?

At first I thought Poop Like A Champion was a joke. Turns out, it is very real. So of course I had to go on Amazon and buy a box of this "ultimate colon cleansing formula" because they use "Poop" in the name and I am basically still 12 years old. I was hesitant at first because I thought this was...
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