Poop

Can Mike Hsu Poop Like A Champion?

At first I thought Poop Like A Champion was a joke. Turns out, it is very real. So of course I had to go on Amazon and buy a box of this "ultimate colon cleansing formula" because they use "Poop" in the name and I am basically still 12 years old. I was hesitant at first because I thought this was...
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14 Years Ago: Dave Matthews Band Dumped 800 Pounds Of Poo On A Boat Full Of People

If you ever find yourself having a bad day, always remember that time the Dave Matthews Band tour bus accidentally dumped 800 pounds of human dookie on a tour boat full of people. On August 8th, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band out on tour and had some dates in Chicago. It was around this time that the...
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Stop Washing Your Hands IMMEDIATELY

See, everyone thought LB was the gross one for not washing my hands after he uses a public bathroom . . . but it turns out HE'S been the clean one all along. He always says that he never washes his hands because his penis is clean, so there's really no need to wash his hands since everything else...
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Looking For A Really Stupid Gift This Holiday Season? Gabby Ruiz From Stupid.Com Can Help

Gabby Ruiz has one of the best jobs in the world. She gets to play with fake poop and scrotum fanny packs and get paid for it! She's the product buyer and tester for Stupid.Com who have just come out with their 9th annual Stupid Holiday Gift Guide . You can check it out here and find something for...
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Would You Eat This Pooping Pastry?

There is a cafe in Hong Kong that has a theme based on a Sanrio character called Gudetama . From what I understand he is a rather lazy egg yolk character from the creators of Hello Kitty . Apparently he also has a gastrointestinal problems based on one of the deserts offered. It's a yellow,...
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The Three Rules For Crapping Your Pants On A Date

Recently, while sitting in with the on the Hill-Man Morning Show , we were talking about sh*****g our pants. Why? There was a story in the news about it and also, poop is always funny. Deep down we're all still 12.(10 for girls since they mature sooner). I shared an ass-warming story about when I...
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This Video Depicts The Painful Truth About Pooping

Along with reading the back of the box while eating cereal, reading while pooping is an activity that cannot be denied. Especially now, with smart phones giving us access to the internet while we drop the kids off at the pool, they have become feces encrusted, e-coli resevoirs . I'll spend an extra...
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