Poop

Can Mike Hsu Poop Like A Champion?

At first I thought Poop Like A Champion was a joke. Turns out, it is very real. So of course I had to go on Amazon and buy a box of this "ultimate colon cleansing formula" because they use "Poop" in the name and I am basically still 12 years old. I was hesitant at first because I thought this was...
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That's NOT What We Asked

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to write a blog yesterday. It happens. So here I am today. Today we asked...well, we didn't 'ask', it was a fill-in-the-blank...but we wanted to know, "one time I had to clean up _____________!" We had 3 or 4 news stories to support the question and NONE of them had...
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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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What Landed on...EW!

Hola Bitcholas, Based on the direction today's show went...I should say, ONE of the directions today's show went...we were left with the question of what probably happens more: Cow afterbirth on someone's neck OR a bat landing on naked testicles? Admittedly, this is not a typical inquiry, but based...
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14 Years Ago: Dave Matthews Band Dumped 800 Pounds Of Poo On A Boat Full Of People

If you ever find yourself having a bad day, always remember that time the Dave Matthews Band tour bus accidentally dumped 800 pounds of human dookie on a tour boat full of people. On August 8th, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band out on tour and had some dates in Chicago. It was around this time that the...
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NEVER Open the River Pizza!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What Was In the Water?" We asked because there all types of headlines lending themselves to the question: - "Eels negatively effected by cocaine in European rivers" - "Mussels in Puget Sound with traces of opiates" - "Distillery spills bourbon into river, kills...
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Stop Washing Your Hands IMMEDIATELY

See, everyone thought LB was the gross one for not washing my hands after he uses a public bathroom . . . but it turns out HE'S been the clean one all along. He always says that he never washes his hands because his penis is clean, so there's really no need to wash his hands since everything else...
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When You REFUSE to Give an S

Hola Bitcholas, Lamarr Chambers. Does that name sound familiar? I've made this guy our "Shot of the Day" on two separate occasions...but for the same reason. If you don't know, Lamarr was arrested in Essex, England back in January for SUSPICION of having drugs. He was detained, but they're pretty...
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Looking For A Really Stupid Gift This Holiday Season? Gabby Ruiz From Stupid.Com Can Help

Gabby Ruiz has one of the best jobs in the world. She gets to play with fake poop and scrotum fanny packs and get paid for it! She's the product buyer and tester for Stupid.Com who have just come out with their 9th annual Stupid Holiday Gift Guide . You can check it out here and find something for...
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Would You Eat This Pooping Pastry?

There is a cafe in Hong Kong that has a theme based on a Sanrio character called Gudetama . From what I understand he is a rather lazy egg yolk character from the creators of Hello Kitty . Apparently he also has a gastrointestinal problems based on one of the deserts offered. It's a yellow,...
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