Poll

Choose your fate in the wild!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, alas, the Mens Room Poll. We wanted to know which of these animals you'd most want to deal with in the wild...in spite of not wanting to deal with ANY of these animals: A crocodile Chimpanzee Shark or Hippo I would say, 'pick wisely', but you can't. Until...
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Watch One with Grandma and Pee-Pop!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy today...and today, more than any Big Dummy day in recent memory...lived up to the name. In spite of the lack of intellect, we still asked our weekly Men's Room Poll. Today we asked which movie would you be most willing to watch with your grandparents: Eyes Wide Shut Magic...
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5 Years in One of These, Choose Wisely!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today's scenario; you must spend the next 5 years living under one of the following conditions: With your ex. Not the one you like, but the first one you thought of when we said, "your ex". You know the one; the...
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Be the Voice of ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we presented you the glorious opportunity to be a spokesperson for one of the following products: RID...for lice and crabs Valtrex...for cold sores but really herpes Vagisil...infections of the most private...
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You Have to Be Without ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your...
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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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Overachieve with Your New Ability

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but...
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Flush These Sounds Out Now

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here, so, as always, we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Just to upset you or make you sick to your core, we asked which of the following would you endure listening to: A parent having sex, but cheating Your significant other having sex, but cheating Your parents...
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