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11 Rock Songs That Were Originally Written As Jokes

Not every hit song comes from a place of great inspiration or passion. Some are made just for the sake of being nonsensical and silly. And it turns out that some of those joke songs turn out to major hits! Naturally there are artists that do it for the laughs like Weird Al Yankovic and Red Peters,...
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B, B, B, BAD

Hola Bitcholas, As we do every Friday, we did our "Bad Jokes" segment. Honestly, it's hit and miss, but today was pretty good. For your consideration, here's a small sample of what we got today: (and we wouldn't want to mince the immaculate grammar) How come the toilet paper couldn't cross the road...
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You Do NOT Want to Be the Egg

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should. What's the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once...and it's by your mom. Stupid, I know, but I like it. That's what I've got. Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! But...
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Fred Armisen Tells Jokes Only Musicians Understand on 'CONAN'

There are plenty of stand-up specials on NETFLIX, but there is only one catered towards a specific audience... drummers. Comedian Fred Armisen recently appeared on CONAN to show off some of his jokes for drummers that really killed with about 3% of the audience. "I spend many years as a drummer,"...
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15 Hilarious (Or Awful) Rock N' Roll Jokes

Every August 16th is national "Tell A Joke" Day, where everyone should tell each other at least one joke. It doesn't matter if it's really good, really bad, or just gets a short "hehe," just as long as you have a sense of humor! RELATED: 4 Rock Stars That Got Absolutely Burned At Their Comedy...
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See The Nastiest Burns From The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Roasts are always fun events to attend. You get to verbally destroy your friends to their faces for fun and then re-evaluate your on insecurities. Which is why the Roast of Bruce Willis was so fun to watch! First to take the stage was the host of the evening, Joseph Gorgan Levitt (aka, young Bruce...
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Joke's On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today: What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints! How do you eat a frog? One...
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Yo Momma's So What?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...
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10 Of The Greatest Pranks In Rock N' Roll

While you'll be busy with your guard up on April Fool's Day, sit down and enjoy these ten amazing pranks pulled by some of your favorite bands on their fans, on other bands, and each other! 1. The Foo Fighters drop 10,000 ping-pong balls and 25 pounds of pasta on the Red Hot Chili Peppers "We...
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