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Warning Lights Mean Nothing to Us

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What good news or good thing happened to you lately?" 'Good' news is, of course, subjective, but one person chimed in with one of those small victories that I think all people can appreciate; their 'check engine' light went OFF! Knowing that 98% of us will ignore...
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Half Centurian!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to all...if there is such a thing. My 50th birthday was on Friday. I'm still in disbelief, but only because I truly never thought I'd make it. I know everyone says that, but I can say with certainty that the first 30 years of my life were made up of a series of poor...
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Spelling Hurts When Done Improperly

Hola Bitcholas, Two things today: #1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?" What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?" What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I...
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Why We Watch Bad Movies

Hola Bitcholas, I love you. I do. Understand that. You're all very swell...so, when I say 'I didn't remember to write a blog', it's not a personal thing, I really just forgot. But Robin... pushy, pushy Robin...reminded me and I was all, "f**********k!" Again, not because I hate writing a blog, but...
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Cat Man? Do It.

Hola Bitcholas, G'day, bitches. Today might not seem terribly exciting to you and I'm not gonna tell you anything to change that...BUT, I do feel compelled to share the fact that today is my daughter's 7th birthday. See, you don't care...and why would you...but I do. She's the kid who created...
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Liam Neeson Will Put The Fear Of Santa Back In Your Life

I think we need the FEAR of Santa back in our lives. I'm not talking about being six years old and worrying that Santa won't get you the sweet Atari set up for Christmas because you wrote "I hate Suzy" in your own poop in the school bathroom. I'm talking, you better be good for goodness sake or...
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