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Bowl of Nacho Day Off Yet

Hola Bitcholas, Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It...
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Do NOT Make Eye Contact with the Dolphins

Hola Bitcholas, Today we wanted to know the 'story you tell where alcohol was involved'. Naturally, there was no shortage to booze-soaked tales...but we got side-tracked by two entirely different topics. The first "shiny object" that distracted us involved jury duty. Miles, you see, has been...
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Wall of Morality, Make Your Mark

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the day of our 'Mens Room Poll', where we ask you something stupid. Or uncomfortable. This week was no different. Today we wanted to know which of the following posters you'd display in your home: Kevin Spacey Harvey Weinstein Bill Cosby R. Kelly Yep. Until tomorrow, do...
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Uncomfortable Eye Contact with Your Coffee

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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Greta Van Fleet Has a Sam to Give

Hola Bitcholas, Sam Kiszka is the bass player of Greta Van Fleet. Truth-be-told, he plays some very slick lines, the band is pretty bad ass and as a result of that, he has my absolute respect AND he can kiss my ass...for the exact reasons I just named. That said, he's truly a nice guy, so I kinda...
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Appeteaser

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Shut the Front Door!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll: We wanted to know, if you had to pick a new curse word to use for the rest of your life, would it be: Zoinks Phooey Jinkis Dag Nabbat ...and yes, most of those were inspired by Saturday morning cartoons. Until tomorrow, do...
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A Barrage of Sabotage

Hola Bitcholas, I've shared this story on the show before, repeated it today and have been asked to share it one more time on this blog...which is remarkably accommodating considering that this is my blog. Perfect. I'll start with the fact that I have not one ounce of regret. Working in restaurants...
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Dag Nab WHAT Though?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What happened on the plane?"...so naturally, we got into a lengthy discussion about cursing. Well, not 'cursing', per se, but curse-substitutes. See, most of us on the show are filthy-mouthed a$$ho!es. We curse (or is it 'cuss') a lot. A lot a lot. Not on the air,...
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Welcome to Funkytown

Hola Bitcholas, I am in a funk...and have been for a few weeks now. I'm not talking about 'funk' like, 'where's my bass, let's lay some bad-ass sh*t down!'...or a 'funk' like, 'Goddamn you smell like the ass of a dead raccoon that just climbed out of of the ass of another dead raccoon'. No, I'm in...
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