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Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except For This Drunk Guy Pooping On A Random Porch

Twas’ the weekend before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a random drunk guy pooping on a porch. I’m trying not to judge because, you know, we’ve all had our moments. But I definitely never did a blackout dump on someone’s porch.(I’ve always made it to...
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Book Your Flight After a Flight!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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50 Years Ago: Jim Morrison Exposed Himself Onstage

On March 1st, 1969, Jim Morrison of The Doors became the center of a large controversy after he allegedly exposed the audience to his... business at their show at the Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami, FL. According to the Miami Herald , among those in the audience were high school-aged girls for whom...
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What Happens There, Stays Fair

Hola Bitcholas, Today is Wednesday. This particular Wednesday is a Wednesday we've been waiting for because, well, the show is headed to Vegas for our annual pilgrimage. Technically it's a convention but...well, it's in Vegas, so...you know. That said, we will be there with the 'drunk in charge...
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This Bon Scott Press Conference Is A Reminder That Rock Stars Once Roamed The Earth...And They Were Wasted.

There aren't too many "Rock Stars" left on the planet. There are movie stars who act like rock stars. There are rappers who have taken on the task of living like rock stars. There are athletes who dress and sometimes act like rock stars. But there are very few raging full on, haven't showered in...
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Comedian Doug Stanhope's New Book Is "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" And It Will Make You Cringe(NSFW)

Whether you think comedian Doug Stanhope is a mean spirited drunken asshole or a hilarious mean spirited drunken asshole, blame his Mother. In his book, "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" Stanhope talks about how he and his brother were dragged to his mother's AA meetings, her hoarding problem, and...
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My Top 3 Picks From The Beer Summit

I would give you my top ten or even five but, I can't remember that much. The hazards of beer festivals and cannabis consumption. I can tell you I had an excellent time as usual at The Beer Summit at The Park Plaza Castle in Boston. There were many great brewers and many great brews to be had. Here...
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Hate Donuts, Fake Black Ice, and Shot in the Butt: Wednesday 2-18-15 Recap!

There has been a lot of discussion on the show lately about obese kids. Today's "What Would Deacon Do?" focuses on one woman's debate over whether she should let her ex-brother-in-law know that her sister is feeding their kid a lot of crap: Also on today's show: Facts Schmacts Hill-mail ***** I don...
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Kyle Kinane: I Like His Old Stuff Better

Kyle Kinane gets me! Or, maybe I get him. We share some bleek views on life, relationships, pizza, and beards. He's like that cool Uncle that get's scary after a few glasses of scotch at Christmas . Kyle has a new special available for you pleasure at on-line. That's what we're talking about in the...
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