Poop Emoji

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except For This Drunk Guy Pooping On A Random Porch

Twas’ the weekend before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a random drunk guy pooping on a porch. I’m trying not to judge because, you know, we’ve all had our moments. But I definitely never did a blackout dump on someone’s porch.(I’ve always made it to...
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Couple Finds 10-Foot Python Inside Their Christmas Tree

An uninvited guest always has the potential to upend your holiday plans, especially if it’s a giant python! Leanne Chapman and her partner weren’t expecting company when they returned to their house in Australia and found a group of birds making a loud fuss on the porch. O Christmas tree, o...
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Christmas Trees

Tree Talk: Real or Fake Christmas Tree

Is it okay to have a fake tree?
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This Marilyn Manson and Mariah Carey 'Christmas' Mashup Will Ho-Ho-Horrify You

If Mariah Carey is the Queen of Christmas, Marilyn Manson might just be the opposite. Maybe the Burgermeister Meisterburger to Carey’s Kris Kringle? So what happens if they join forces? What if one of the most joyous songs in history got a dark injection of cultural criticism from the Antichrist...
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You Can Now Buy an Entire Christmas Dinner in a Tin Can

Your days of spending hours over a hot stove making a holiday meal are over. British video game retailer GAME has relaunched their time-saving culinary answer in the form a three-course Christmas dinner in a tin can, according to the New York Post . That’s lunch sorted today! #ChristmasTinner #Game...
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Dunkin' Donuts Announces The "Dunkin' Jammin' Electric Guitar"

Dunkin' Donuts officially announced its exclusive line of holiday merch in its online pop-up shop which includes Dunkin' Donuts-themed pajamas, fanny packs, dog bandana, pint glasses, and even an electric guitar . "It’s time to do some shreddin’ and get that rockin’ gift for yourself that you never...
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Texas Family Ordered to Remove Christmas Decorations After HOA Says It’s 'Too Soon'

A family in San Antonio decided it was best to put up their Christmas decorations as early as possible. Claudia Simonis is eight months pregnant, so she and her husband Nick wanted to get an early start to their celebrations. Unfortunately, their HOA had other plans. The couple set up the...
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7 Facts You Didn’t Know About 'Nightmare Before Christmas'

"The Nightmare Before Christmas" may be a holiday classic, but even the most devoted viewers who watch the film every year at Christmas (or Halloween … or both) may not know a lot of the film’s more interesting factoids. There are a lot of misconceptions about Tim Burton’s twisted masterpiece and a...
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Someone Covered Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to be About "Home Alone"

Some may say that any time before Thanksgiving is too early for Christmas music. However, this fan cover of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" may be an exception. Because it isn't just any ordinary cover. It's lyrics have been rewritten to focus on the plot of the 1990 classic Christmas comedy, Home ALone...
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Rob Halford Shares "Morning Star" Video from Christmas Album 'Celestial'

Rob Halford of Judas Priest has shared the official lyric video for his song "Morning Star" off of his second Christmas album Celelstial , which is available today . Celestial is available on Rob's artist store as a digital download, CD, and limited0edition authographed gold vinyl, along with...
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