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Which of These Could Use Improvement?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, so, as we do, we conducted a very scientific Mens Room Poll. It's a new year, so, today, we presented you the opportunity to start new. Pick one of the following to replace: New Job New significant other New car or New family? As always, pick wisely. Until...
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You Bought a Thing, Tell Us About It!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you buy and how much did it cost?" Sadly, the inspiration for today's query involves a woman in North Carolina. She traded her two-year-old kid for a 1992 Plymouth Laser. A 1992 Plymouth Laser. There is all manner of reason that this is so incredibly f**ked...
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You Have to Be Without ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your...
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Yo Momma's So What?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...
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Viral Video Of Old Man Rocking Out To Metallica Will Inspire You

Never mind Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby. The old man in this viral video only needs one thing in his life, and that's some Metallica ! Because when you're a Bernie Sanders lookalike caught in daytime traffic, you have nothing to be ashamed about while rocking out to "For Whom The Bell Tolls." If...
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