The Euphemism You Need Today

Hola Bitcholas, Welcome to the 'Tale of Chattanooga Jack'. Talking with Ryan Castle this morning in the office and he asked if I recognized a certain name. It sounded vaguely familiar, something on the periphery of my memory, but I couldn't quite place it. Castle points out that this person is...
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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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Take Me to the Bar Instead!

Hola Bitcholas, Last weekend I got lost in the world of kid's soccer games, birthday parties, etc, etc. This weekend (not the WHOLE weekend, but tomorrow) I have to go to IKEA. IKEA is a fine store, has a billion different things...but I only need THREE things. The problem is that the way IKEA...
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