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Smelly Below the Belly

Hola Bitcholas, People have very often requested, asked and/ or demanded that we install a webcam in the studio. The general sentiment is that people want to watch us do the show. That's very flattering, but seriously, it's not exciting to watch; we're just sitting in chairs talking...but also,...
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Snow Day? No Way

Hola Bitcholas, I want to preface this by saying that I love my kids. Every parent loves their kids, so that statement is just a prelude to throwing them under a bus. In this case it's all about the Monday after the Super Bowl. As a rule, we take that day off. It's the one day a year we know in...
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Anniversary Snuggle?

Hola Bitcholas, Today happens to be the 14th Anniversary of the Mens Room. Miles, Ted and I landed in Seattle on this day in 2005 to start our show. So, here we are, 2978 shows later, wondering where the time has gone. It doesn't feel like 14 years. 14 years sounds like a long time, and I suppose...
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A Week Not for the Weak

Hola Bitcholas, Today was that magical day we call "Big Dummy" day. Why do we call it a 'magical' day? Well, we don't. I completely made that up. However, it IS the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted you to pick one of the following to endure for a week: Boot Camp (Marine) Hospital...
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Tickets to the Taste Spectacle HERE

Hola Bitcholas, Being that I write a blog 5 days a week, you'd think I would remember that I actually need to write a blog. You'd THINK that...and you'd be thing all wrong. I have an uncanny ability to forget or not notice things that are obvious to anyone who has a pulse. I will order something at...
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Trauma Starts Under Your Bed

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for...
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Who is The Who?

Hola Bitcholas, As a parent, there are all manner of small, magical moments you get to enjoy with your kids. Some, you have to manufacture, like taking them to Disney or some comparable bullsh*t. Other times it's a moment when your kid discovers (and appreciates) something YOU enjoy. Case-in-point...
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Flying High on Stranger Danger

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked what happened to ruin your travel plans. We didn't wanna know about your actual trip or vacation, just the travel part. Most recently I was flying back to Seattle. No I wasn't, I was sitting on a plane on the tarmac in Phoenix waiting to take off. The flight was...
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Moose and Your New Pet on the Loose!

Hola Bitcholas, Is it Thursday? Yes. Did we conduct a Men's Room Poll today? Yes. Was the Men's Room Poll of equal import as previous Mens Room Polls. Sure. Today we asked you to pick one of he following to keep as a pet...in your room: A ball python A tarantula A rooster or A possum? On an...
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Edgy News Abound

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked knives. Knives were, for various reasons, all over the headlines the last few days. Sure, there are bigger headlines in the news, but when you peel away the day-to-day evaporation of sense that passes for news, you get back to headlines about the goofy. You make...
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