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The Jury Fury!

Hola Bitcholas, We had a discussion about jury duty today. No one loves it, but we wondered which would be the better scenario: average, boring 2 weeks or a 'crime of the century' type trial (like OJ) for 7 months? Initially, I thought I'd prefer the 7-month-spectacle. I figure it's interesting at...
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Naughty Bits Can Fit

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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The Kiss of the Mystery Hiss

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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Drought or Pout

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What's the streak you wanted to end?". This was inspired a few different surveys about people's hygiene; how often you brush your teeth, wash your sheets, change your underwear (???) and 'what would happen if you didn't shower for a year'. You don't have to be an...
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Choose your Third Player!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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Laughy Taffy

Hola Bitcholas, I had this remarkably clever blog ready to go today. Had a stroke of comedic genius last night, feverishly wrote down some bullet points and came in excited to share it with you. Every-so-often, like 'lightning in a bottle', as they say, you have this moment of profound comical...
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You Forgot To Do WHAT

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Question of the Day was, "Who really messed up?" The Question was inspired by a story out of India. The Indian Navy proudly launched the country's first-ever nuclear submarine. The $2.9 billion dollar vehicle launched from harbor to much fanfare. And promptly sank. Sure,...
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