How Much More American Can You Get Than Shooting Pizza At A Bikini Model's Butt?

September 13, 2015

Today(September 13) is a very special day. Why? This is from the Facebook Page of Author Tara Ross:

On this day in 1814, the British begin bombarding Fort McHenry. As bombs rained down upon the American fort, a young lawyer named Francis Scott Key watched from a nearby ship. The next morning, Key was relieved to see the American flag waving proudly above the fort. Americans had not surrendered! Key was inspired to write a poem that would later become our national anthem, the Star-Spangled Banner.

Pretty inspirational stuff! The United States has had some tragic bumps in the road in it's relatively short history. But much like that flag we remain standing tall. Thanks to not only the Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen who fight to defend us, but also because of great innovators who have created many things we take for granted today. The telephone, the light bulb, and the Atomic Bomb were all created in the U.S.A. and have changed the world along the way.

Now, another great innovator is making this country proud. The crew at My Rules Media have taken firearms, Pizza, and Ass(none of which was created in America but are favorites among many Americans) to a level of historic greatness. When you are in possession of a high definition slow motion camera and know a bunch of hot chicks, American ingenuity takes hold a gives us something great like this:

Some would call this a waste of food, but...look at that ass. I'd give that ass the five second rule treatment. If there were any kind of penetration it would truly be Foodporn! Somehow, they're going to have to incorporate more toppings like Ham and Pineapple or Sausage and Peppers. Right now though, pepperoni hitting that ass is quite fine. AMERICA!!

Just to make this a complete buffet of America's favorites, here's some hot dogs and donuts being shot at a hot ass.