Catch Up On The Star Wars Saga Before "The Force Awakens"

December 14, 2015

You'll know when Star Wars: The Force Awakens opens on Friday when you here the terrible sound of a million voices crying out in one giant nerdgasm.  I 'm excited to see it because they let J.J. Abrams, the man who made two excellent Star Trek Movies, take a crack at it.

Last week @NotJoshDolan(from Halfway House Of Pain) revealed to me that he has NEVER seen any Star Wars movie. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!  I thought that was a mandatory requirement for being an inhabitant of this planet?  That's probably why no one likes him.  

So, for Josh, and any one who needs to catch up.  Here are all six movies...at the same time.  How long can you last?

This ridiculous blog was brought to you by the late great Billy Mays.  What?  You don't know who Billy Mays is?  Then check out all of his commercials...at the same time.(They should use this to extract information from detainees at Guantanamo)

Thumbnail photo by Betsy Weber

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