Inside The Warped Female Brain - One Father's Horror Story

They Hill Man Morning Show on demand. Send more I'm always online pin on your schedule at WAS. Dot com. Big guys having trouble unlocking the mystery that is when it's supposed to be honest clothes agents around. I'm not gonna be no art. It's time to go inside the war female brain. If you've ever said to yourself when thinking about your girlfriend or your beyoncé hear your wife for your daughter or your mother. Why in the world is happening inside her mind now. Danielle will provide you with a rare glimpse inside the warped female brain here is a 617. Tax. Yesterday I got home and there was an Amazon package addressed to me in my life. I opened an inside it was eight tiny pink Thong bikini. It clearly wouldn't fit my wife so I called my daughter who is a freshman at a local college to ask if it was for Kirk. And she said it was and it was for her costume. She was going as. Barred for Halloween. And why do women dress inappropriately. On Halloween is this port father's question because there are the only thing you can do so without being judged about. Halloween is the only day it's acceptable for a basic pitch to walk out of the house in her underwear and have someone not questioned her. Ol' what's going on she's lost her mind you forget your kids slept with Mary Angel wings on and bras and annie's. Following custom. Though that's an if you had a let you you're able collect your inner. All. Are -- I was gonna say adventurous woman what you're saying you you you let the inner hull out there and man peninsula judge and following and people are not gonna judge you like it when going in I didn't have any idea she had an insurrection pretty good I think. I'll look at that passing piece of trash put some clothes on one of their children locked ignorance I kind of wanted to know when the family party it's I kind of wanted to know what he did it feel like I initiated a return on Amazon dot immediately there it. Brian free returns and. Let's see. This is. The 978. Taxed at 23. Year old guy. Have a handful of dates lined up since I'm getting back into the scene. I want to take things slow in any case. I wanna focus on one girl more X exclusively. What is the cleanest. Exit strategy with others. Do you just say hey I found someone else I clicked live and I wanna focus on her best to block or is it more involved. I would. Probably. Raised then a little bit more sensitive queasy I found someone I clicked with and best of luckily sounds trite he'd never once. It's like that sums up promoting that always means after you consultancy with thumbs up back at you I hope you find someone who makes you. Yes well I really I think you're a great challenge going to be happy there is no shame in being honest his and you don't deal person coming back mile. Well we should who hit what are your recruitment to the group that is like hey you know what I'm hadn't seen a couple of people in Ireland this one check and it looked to him. And since then and then she's been like. Parade but like I don't think alike in a week when it does not mark Audi arise should the rain not better than me that like you're gonna come crawling back. And some total Paul west and then I'm so gonna be here but I'm not. Either they I have got lined up waiting for me to elect an appealing one juggling multiple people overlap. The average and 774. Attacks my girlfriend says she doesn't like the smell of beer when I drink it but she will drink one epic game what is going on here can you. Doing what you're talking beer thirty wrap up right I get a pensioner eight. Right before you're about to kiss there and it's like hot and then there. We are going inside. The ward two. Female brain before we play your home Mel voicemail messages if you can't figure out what's going on up there you can text right now in the in the Al. We'll tell you tax on the tech needs text line. Which is 97. One wants them out why is it that when my girlfriend and I are getting into a heated argument and I ask if we can table conversation until later so we can talk about it was rational minds. She refuses. And tells me I don't respect her feelings what about my. It. Well then you're yelling at your feelings on manner. Larry I'm here to tell you that down. The solvent that is that the deal yeah and yeah rookie. When an argument comes up an inopportune time via. I agree with a show like Wheaton to leave your polls. We cooler heads prevail. And you have like and it's time away from people discuss that and a arsenal while I love watching his train wreck. Well people find public liked it typical stuff that the company 77 is there anything more uncomfortable man. People are fighting loudly in public place and you don't know what you're supposed to get involved and really it's gonna ask any action I say something's 774 attacks the new HR girl at work is flirting and always asking me to meet up in the draft is this crap that's trapped age ain't even if it's not a track that HR so if things go wrong she's got about a ball. And she knows all the laws and everything right. It's the currently living we is mice. Would mind mother in law who all while we financially get back. On our feet. Anytime we talk about moving out she acts weird and it talks about how the extra bedrooms would work when we wanna start a family. I don't think it's a good idea to live with my mother and offered to line. What is she doing here. Trying to convince you she's the only probably yeah I probably why she's singing. For them to stay there and yeah come come keep me company that determine where you don't do that and that's I don't therapeutic she she loves she loves her daughter and a. I never around to break. So let her stay there used to to respond and now that's not that I sunlight and the relationship it's like when Annie and I sold the Shaq canceled check and it got sold before we closed on the new house yeah. And Ian will moved Lynn and rides. I slept in the David counsels grown hung. 774 attacks paid for a first date she didn't offer to contribute at all which is spying and but she didn't say thank you all that's rude we had a great time though should I back off. I would get one more chance if she does the same thing in polls and I'm appreciative thing and bail. Now that's that's that's rude sometimes people just. You assume that you think is a thank you and then they go back and I'd never actually thank you I'm so sorry. That could've just been a slip up may especially be had a few drinks but I put Edwards. There's wants to have an amendment total petting zoo in the car before she you know when he when he drafters are forbidden where he used to say thank you know my life. Stocks old. College guys on FaceBook should IP and should I be worried that she's like every other person on the planet male and female next. Recently sober and need to meet women McCain go to bars any suggestions where I should go Iranian activities based group for something you might like snowboarding or hiking and let me people like Ken minded playing is that where is that what he should do IS LI analyst I'm different meats should get a yeah. Look. I don't have the media to not tell you that he didn't let the only reason LB ghosts of the CIA is to meet China and they throw mirrored that there. Can you backed that up a little bit to that one about. Dude who's dating a buddy of mine is dating a chick I hooked up with a while ago and she always brings the fact that we hooked up. Up when we are all together and it's super uncomfortable why is she doing that. Made. It could be because she's comfortable with the fact that he knows that you guys hooked up so that's her way of being like. I know that you know that we hooked up and everybody knows that they had that surge can make a big joke about it at that people laugh at funerals than his answers and accountability thing or she speak knocking them likely you know what I dead. This weekend I'm going to my good friend's wedding in my new life. From my ex girlfriend who I was very serious live will be there as well as sorry can back up these text messages are coming in crazy furious here. Will be there as well is. As well my wife is a very nervous. And I'm not worried because I've completely moved on what should I say to my wife to calm her down consulate is nervous. Because the accident seriously it is going to be the unreasonable and stupid you're gonna hopefully your friend is cognizant of this situation and sat you opposite sides of venue. Here at the same time table your SOL. Hard to tell it like no big deal republic he is. This will do the cordial hello we run into our I'll possible stay on the other side of the wedding. Yes Spitzer lakers six jacking and commitment recliner and voice our guys are kind. I am my name is Christina. Yeah it's CNET. Here's that tax studying how clarity screwed up I'd love your comments I'm ma forty something divorced had two dates within a girl in her thirty some ten years younger than me. Literally slept together on both dates are very comfortable great chemistry data before the third day she texted me miss you. And I responded with the aren't you sweet. She then goes to me completely was that justified on her part. Only misty chill looking forward to see again. Are you really spreads his emotion now yeah. Right so he said miss you dad and lead when he get enough and actually took a risk and yet or are you sweetheart you suite also maybe you should should reach out that she not want to hear from. She got so she think she's. Like an issue probably is feeling a little about her and not in that ranked. And that did you know she threw it out Daly came CU she wanted you to come back and it really am looking forward to seeing you again. Moon literally as a lecture and Boris barnyard slot mentors. The whole island is Mondays and my wife and I patent and my wife and I had sex this morning after I get out of the shower and however she admitted to. Watching porn while I was still in the shower. But she refuses to tell me what kind she was watching where usually very open what is up. I was either so like nasty girl on girl or weird daddy role player that she's just. Checkered history here a lot of us they're well I've gotten stuck in a downward loop on porn habit where the suggestions keep coming up I. Every every video they suggest is like. Step away from the thing you just watch it Connolly. Hey I'll go with that and limit the time you watch the fifteenth video is killing 82 minute give and after the first and you're like wow I just went into a complete like immoral. Un ethical god help me if anyone ever finds its search history. But you know as I do and a writer for her triple. Don't matter. Just be having your wife is watching porn has a lot of people write a check gave us that I think that watching porn is cheating thing just be. Be grateful for your own situation. My ex girlfriend has a boyfriend. But she hangs out means that she wants to be written in them I'd like to rekindle things but what do I do about the fact that he has a boyfriend say nothing is happening until you break it off with. Is and you gonna go into the weird dancer she's like yes in starting on the she's gonna start cheating. And you're gonna become more demanding these things are gonna be more fun and not obliged him that well I feel bad you know it. It just not the right time he had a bad week he'll work his mom is sick his dog just died the transmission and as charges are never the right times telecast. I putts inside so warped female brain for this week nice work.