In Case You Missed It - Bobby Kelly

Friday, September 7th

Comedian Bobby Kelly joins us in studio - check out Bobby at Laugh Boston Friday and Saturday night!
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Yeah they Hill Man Morning Show on demand. I only saw the pin on your schedule at WAS. Dot com. I'll be brought oh or FaceBook live by right now I put FaceBook dot com slash WA AF rocks what's up man. However you brought donuts it's like I haven't seen you in. Years or something you know along last summer's here EU warned year. It's not happened what an ethic when he mean nothing happen does it have to worry. I don't know if you lose Phil again in the nation and we're not only vacation that you yes amen we weren't here. Something happens it's great to see where it is that you would get the donuts that's in my new technique I've done a place in a moment. Bedford. It would it's a donut a donut Villa. Don't know yeah Heidi join the gold school with a round little stools yes yet as my new technique yes instead of me. Getting and I get the rest eat fat. And not that's what you've done. Yeah you on a subway view does not bring in you know Bob's steak tips and an and it's so they can she's. Of that right and don't let. And make you guys that. That shot. It's comfortable I mean to that's hockey hardware with what I would need observation. Noted that ought to be Sherlock Holmes I was gonna say the lab that Bob. I come out at yeah you're. Mom bought. The more of a mom bought these troops now grandma. I have that his dad bobbled a question why it was hard to work out as much as views do not I got a comedian I'm on the road a lot of good to a lot more than a Dillon a little doubt three point next week I would interpret known to donuts that make you fat I got an absence of again consume. But wanted to elements and is used not. Wings at healthy that's where Mac all wins and I eat these cells should get it is that's technically it's you know you've applied his. That's why it. For a guy right to triathlon. Was care a year you're married you're not trying to you know there are still married. Yet. He has you know it may it is stomach fat yeah divorce. Your vision and listen you know you know don't worry about you know the word go on a DO. I eat you know why why can't they just have to make five hot Mexican guys work in my house. What I like puzzle apocalypse the winner and then. I don't want that to open arms in Raoul almost a Marlins beat its management did speaks Spanish. My graduate males with it yeah. Were they doing humbly as. Of fixed in the Texas down by. Oh geez you are almost almost almost rather be out there as comfortably. Mean I now I don't know how else yeah yeah I and other that your I assume you're here for the legislature that does it. The I assume your here Bobby Kelly to promote a show I'm here I'm doing. Now you be thinking about the guys in my house. Players at night I'm. No brown. I'm always a life as yet just did you do her hair when they're coming over as it is a row it was a road win it I'm huh. And I'm obviously. You would tattoos on the senator knows. A couple of war our societies. Is. He says is mr. cat a top of the pyramid now backyard. I had. A couple Ogilvy gets well I guess to answer these out of what look guys I it's. I love love all people of course yeah I do we have here and equal to my unit and their ankles you know Colin Quinn right I was tell mom brought them Irish. Yeah is it your idea mind. Well that he's your idea marquee and he goes yeah your yard you're from beauty as you look like something or they simply terrific gift shop when you leaving Mexico City. How. Yes I did okay and the Delaware Myers polygamy and look I can be Spanish look like it like you could be Latino a look at this my lips again both sides lips of the same side. I was Irish by apple that will be Neil yeah on its last. Did receive my top gum I I'm not in pain and a kiss and Irish girl at all he. Rather than those that dead Jews go to one great news that I didn't brush is a kid. You see through it. I went and Peggy and I doubt it terribly attempt. Bob because he is here. And we are FaceBook lives you can see the doughnuts and somewhere complaining right now so I'm at an email call already have dead heat. But listen we are talking about this earlier because this billboard did people are complaining about and if you can't laugh at everything now what what what is what's life worth. What is nothing worth living we don't laugh right exactly don't agree. Yes so yes it's time to double down baby you gotta gotta doubled that your shake people lot of because most people are doing when they don't laugh at something to complain about our friend by some. They're not really offended by it they think they're supposed to be offended by. Because it's an gurus integrate in August Evelyn you shake him out of you gotta sometimes he's doubled down on it and all of a sudden they'll laugh like C. It's funny and yeah loosen up and I almost shake it's it is matrix that. People and sucked into to be offended by things trigger words and things and they get messed up about a three point would you think about that. Billboard after Curtis thought about it but this Shuler there in Massachusetts put it this billboard. And it's guy who's kneeling in front of a woman now have you seen this guy I thought I. And she and it says you know the only time we should deal is though when you're gay you know and get hilarious it's hilarious and a but bit but the but people are you know it's races that says people are wildly about what you write because they think they should be. You think you're the people that are offended by is this such a small percentage of people. But because there's a voice now through Internet because it sounds like this stampede. Coming your way. But it you really look at it it's a hundred people opt out. Hundreds of thousands of people. Are like yeah we think it's so good you. I wouldn't you would never hear both people existed forever he's never heard of it didn't have a way to let you know. If they sent the telegraph. And it and it and I know that there to lick that letter to make an envelope and letter noted that the letter read them because they're collector's. Other kinds of his leg to stand Lou. Another happy one bad though he gives it goes to this may have run. Jailhouse yeah. I heard her yeah. Absolutely point I think he's. I throw that not. Exactly sure Leon let anyone actually you know up. Okay and you the majority opinion bank from an out of that perhaps deliberate neglect donuts where's the show them I don't think we've been laugh Boston tonight to the show notes left by tomorrow to show us okay. And I am out. OK so but it tickets now. Call you think that Boston whatever that led to a lack Boston dugout tonight he showed marked as I'd if you wanna left this weekend Bobby Kelly we will be right back. These diarrhea this. I've heard things. Problems with our guests. The comedian Bobby Kelly because he keeps using an inappropriate word to describe the chocolate sprinkles on the donuts that it I mean I don't think you know they can't really referred chocolate sprinkles his duties. That I as an offensive term Allen's radio on you have one on the side of years yes I guess. Now makes sense. Now doesn't matter. Where Adam I think what you what you put. When you explain it. Yeah out lately there's areas like that's ridiculous yeah but then you find out if it wasn't it it wise and definitive word back and right and and you look at you like that I can and I can analyze that he can act and understand why isn't is it is it is great. Yeah. Yes yeah. It right. You know. I'm a much it's my wife liked in his eyes as somebody is something accomplished that comes alive like Justin says there. Mom and just let me die. Videotape they get a your FaceBook feed and that's at this just like you'd don't don't want anybody here. Have a with their moral army. Up maybe this guy right here I did one on my little immunity the movie about helping me. A demand curves. Let me Filipino. Chinese studies. Chinese and bullish bullish ovens. Looking back exit you. And entering an exotic. I've ever thought of that out I don't know silk robe. Now lets them come forward and I'm being a coconut donut bribe that right exactly and Brian as Mary's on a lot of fruit and to not be guys on for the job the ones and as a racist. I would not exotic fruit I attacked politically chaotic but I am I that it images and homeless group. And as islands and island only does it guys criminality that our efforts are not I'm from the island of Alastair yeah yes. You have Lila that it is a white snake there. I'm grateful to great went into effect yeah he is hammock again or Diaz hammock I'm giving him on and on and he should get him yeah I do have a block. While. Apartments that count isn't your idea that you college. That's exactly. That's exactly. What I headed and what it would go it would mean that people gave you'll walk when you're going my my mother gave me a lark after I got to college and was like a gift for your late for your first department. It's well seasons. Oh what is different about a lock. As opposed to just the frying pan uses is a walk there's a lot difference. So of what I have to look at. What is that they what do you could get it did the way it's booed at the bottom in Columbia high heat on the bottom and then lower heat on the side and pushed ingredients and around very you know great way to cook it right Christiane things he DD and I what do you Steve a lot of vegetables. You know unlike the Dutch I'd pick up sarcasm. They'd probably not applicable I yeah. But that's a I'm offended you've shut up go back to their hands com. Yeah I I do explicitly that he's out. Hi Steve vegetable once in awhile I bet that was yesterday it did catch a listen here's the I try. I try I'm always trying. Are you more successful Monday than on Friday while on a Friday usually fail yet but I wake up at 5 in the morning you do sound than those in place called donut Villa next do I don't have a mile in my I'm an adult and an adventure and it just. I'm gonna help local businesses. Literally by I did these these I want to help the local yeah that's very nice very nice to vehicle for an act of your money out so it is it's hard to hard. He has hired. Subs hired. Costas hide. Everything's. Eggs it's sad it's a at this I think as much as commercial on hungry children. Now I haven't. I haven't I've been fool. Around five years. I don't remember that earned it an underdog I would I don't remember. Is written I don't remember being hungry like hungry. Good man I've been cash and you've finished a meal and then said well I'm still a pretty. And then have something else that he's probably in government. And it's crazy things but I I have a billion I don't remember being an identity. And he and all. And it. I've never ever eaten all day now. I've let Canada one think of that one of you not eaten. In the past week what might not easy easy to remember those multiple clips not until I gage and unlike. It's weird because I. Don't I travel so much Tonya you on the plane. Now. See you know done if you get a first class. You know and they bring out that meal. Don't the the white trash and me coming from Medford. Never having anything you want to eat because it's barely got it right paid for the ticket you wanna eating right has yet again it. An excellent and while that again we don't have on we have a Mehmet. I need. If I pay an arm. I hate the choice that I didn't pay me well there's there's a theory that it's. America has become sole beasts. Because in the post war period. Moms. Mostly. Pulled their kids that they had. Clean their play. And finish I was that was on their plate as he yelled so there's a theory that that's why. Americans unlike. Others like Europeans or something can't sit down and eat a portion of the meal at the hole and tired Italy and our portions are much bigger well here's what have been your barge and non. Among world traveler but I admit new. If you please there. And they shot for today they don't have these massive super Stop & Shop. They don't have all the stuff in the garbage in the food we have. All the stuff that makes you addicted to having they don't have law it's illegal to put it in their food. If food is just regular food that says it says whatever three ingredients. We have seventeen ingredients. And all that stuff is terrible for you but it makes it lasts longer on the shelf. Disease it's going to be a super stop and jump on these huge groceries as you go shop for two days. And at small bridges small places they'll eat that food and go get food again so everything there is natural does nothing and it. So all of whom we have. As stuff but it debt will be released is stuck in your brain to go get more yeah all the chips you originally can't not have a chip again this has within it. And and and back in the fifties. Had a overabundance of cord. They built had all this court and they figured how to make sugar out of corn corn syrup corn starch corn fructose. At that. Point similar. We are just talking on the show yesterday about. The scientific study that said that chocolate chip cookies are as addictive as cocaine yeah. And it's fun maybe diapers on June. For some if I had a lot of fun which I used equipment and yeah I get naked in a recliner and write an item on his stomach with a had never raining glass of milk and a nice Netflix. And Bobby Kelly is our guests now LB is off today however it appears he has called the show. But to do what he likes to do. I wanted to signature things these two out. Out funny comedian comedian ray I believe he has called expert like perhaps to have to do that Linda and. Hey nobody blocks and now. High blood Alley I'm sorry I couldn't be there I love you you're me. It could go to show guys Larry. I just record you want a way I can I I think Russia net. And not really it. Certain morning at. And now all an apple if you're not going on people all the apple and apple replies yeah I've left a lot like god I. I think what I want our dog might some I'm done. Element game you know gain today if you weird that it would have in the lastly MB UK Europe like seven miles that lead units. You and I. Went in mud. Amare right when that water. That way and that has run its yeah that's what I think he has a point I mean Abby donuts he's eating an apple. It might be a little he denied he's not do that it's apple Chris he's an inning when I disagree if that happens. He's having what it means is he's drinking apple brandy. All right I 'cause you doubt they'll be everything okay. Yeah I agree Yemeni goal limp Romania yankees dropped where golf tournament. I a couple of probably. Told. At the latest on the show you couldn't play in the Bruins golf tournament could use that he used so wounded. Are all up right golf court. Oh yeah okay. Why do you walk the course usually hours. Well what are you guys you don't you yeah that I've been you know bit let you play bad my ready yet it's. Thought I I I looked round all they like 400 in fifty years old. Yet you played sports your whole life and professional athlete. And I have the same problems I've done nothing for the 35 years. I. Yeah I love yeah you're right you are letting support they dropped it where he's been. Security. You guys. We honey I'm so glad that you crush it. Thank you I. Feel led by side mission that is Scott from women now what other factors had a measure if it's perhaps not it's hard. I mean because because yeah the because of this climate that we're talking about earlier with the billboard yeah in servers yes is it hard to do. Commonly you know I mean I don't seem to care about what is what I love the body you've never cared you gotta be careful there's a fine line between. Is yelled at people that are fans that's is. They don't laugh the way other people. So let you know Israel's security guy comets were insecure. People with in purity complexes but we're also eagle made. We're also the best right yes and it had an entire budget so it's it's it's hard to be careful because. Is certain people you look in the east that shaken. He sees them that Jesus. And they stat loose use and let him today which is really worth to when I'm doing new gold helmet to stand there when I said. Smart jokes not get good to have you go to Joey Graham yeah. Oh Akamai it was a weird I. But you have to you have to double down you have to keep with most of the time. If you say that relaxed you joke. Not real they literally will take something the use today. As it's back like you just read a new story. And it's not it's a joke but it would be somebody for instance there could do would be some. Some person who is triggered. When you're talking about your life and Mexicans working counts yeah. So leave his job he should not comedy. You go see pockets so that's what she thought that's that's really need to go see puppets for some reason public QBs all kinds of crazy stuff nobody gets that. Cutler and got that says they're most crazy stuff and everything you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but a human says it. And you know. You've got any of the voice prison especially this access. You know I talk like this is crazy if I slowed everything down and I grew a beard and Tyjuan Hagler house I was like well you know when I was taking a booby. I mixed the words you know my wife I'm not I don't wanna share ordered to add to the I actually slipped off a building or would mark. Okay 0000 well it's about the wet but because I know I know I hope she's on how she slips on a banana peel credit to a third real. I I hope that lady's kids die pagan appended as they pick it really wanna I don't wanna kid Adelaide in our that's what I am saying it. You voicing your opinion beauty of the outcomes I'm saying this stuff. That I am that would not supposed to say people listen we need to see comedy club comedy clubs on this place. Actually get to go in here. All the crazy stuff racial stuff. Political stuff sexist stuff all this stuff from women men might know anybody. And it's who's laughing in that room and then you look at the world and they go out why it's thing today about Bravo. Where they had a show on. Which they'd just started which was called. Real men don't do something. I'm real and watch Bravo. Yes Jerry O'Connell late night show us it was called real men watch Bravo. And and they just announced. They just announced that they have changed the title of it because it was offensive to some people I don't I don't want and want and probably. But you know I could hit. I think it's ridiculous silly at this macho established. You know I think society that you know men can't do certain things because they're viewed as feminine grass. I. Honestly Italy its title freaking. Television show it's like Q as a as a very small percentage of people that do complain but corporations run scared. If you never know how many there are in reality most people that complain about that stuff. It's not them it's the minority not the majority the majority of people are pretty too busy. Busting their humps in their lives. To care about. You think you you're talking about comedians do you think the majority of comedians are funny. Because. My award majority do you take that is what he sees that is used it I am I used bullpen minority and majority. Do you think a preponderance. Lot kill crack while you forget preponderance of comedians are funny because. They had some sort of mental time in their life like he's an insecure. My cousin delicate like today the parents their only response was bad bad parents are suddenly response was that try to be funny or. All the guys are now I don't think that's the case a lot of tortured souls and in time I don't complicate it's legit so let Robin Williams tortured. Curious to call all the guys and throw what was retreats or of course tortured yes of course he was. You know. But I don't think that's the case anymore but I also think that people. It kids coming out now can watch comedy will hundreds and hundreds of hours of stand up. And they can figure out how to do it. You know I mean it's set up punch tag. Quote the guys right now. It was their personality. It was cool to treat me Billy gain. Trees. Bob Marley Gary Gelman. We all are on the swirl all areas but we are all different. Gary was Gary I was meet Patrice has had so we brought us up there and then put jokes in there. Somehow but some guys just go up and tell jokes. You know and and that's fine joked yeah you know some guys in you know. I think it's easier to do that now but I don't think you have to be mess up anymore to be a good comic. I know certain comic and a fine. You know that did this finding just write the jokes and say good jokes and you know I don't forget to be a torture so that much anymore have you seen that Robin Williams documentary you know it's really yeah he's great he was such a sweet guy. He was at one of the nicest human beings ever met I don't actually thought it was accused faking it. Yeah are you American government twice and he can go to an educator but it's not music. As a show Michael I too good team and you know what's going on Mike and it's do you you don't know me you making a mistake. Okay I'm in regards John Leguizamo weight problem. That's and he's. Does not acknowledge huge body yeah Lyndon Micah let's. Genuinely nice guy and you wanna torture it's completely tortured soul picnic at the great ones you have this. You know to me at least have. Is you have to do. I have to do come. Canada and I meaning oust out I have to once the agent. And CA staff would be foolish and you know the things that I'm talking about is what I'm bill through right now. It's where Mac updates on his exact room. Because that's doormat right there right now my act is about death. And about you know. You know oil anyway why oh why you could have 45. Unit dies soon. Did average income economic you know I literally have thirty summer's laughed. I can't I doubt it's kind of depressing and it if you look at it I didn't go to I get to go. Did you know Disneyland or rule book thirty more times. Maybe what he's really yeah a bill flywheel that. Got down twenty times in Aruba that's enough evidence over. To the dirt. But I don't think having. Kids now. Changes that I'm taking its time to time machine correctly that it does and you really start to feel like oh I'm a mess I'm going to be gone you have a visual thing. It shows you how fast time is going by and also you're having this thing that needs your attention on that. So when you're in your teens twenties that there is no kid. You have all day time slows down. Is you've got to work here at eleven. Think I'm gonna all of your house and it's one and two and three and I and then and the days go by so slow. The kid. I didn't go home. He wants to play undertaken here. It goes to war we've got to pick this are licensed there is that the Mexicans and while the army officers about Richard and I am I. Our prayers for the surgery can actually I just I just shut the door and I found that I caught that freak me out. I'd be happy I thought there and at this point in the had to get out if she was as high coming out if she was the last. She was enjoying it for once and I went and wouldn't it be happy with the promise you know it's like I think they can over the things that 40% of married with G. Now every guy listen in right now. You know why do you want you detonate. But when you get him right now I don't even know now many you know where do stupid you don't Ricci. You'll never. Know. When you whites do and has got this Nikkei cup that's. Yeah. This is my a level. And SA levels. Yeah is there and saying well we'll look. Indicated I leave the dude did you rapper in the trash and got a piece of chocolate before you all and at bear now. When she's dipping into somebody's else's job and I don't have and the worst part is guys we cheat. We nothing to us. Opening. Indeed girl cheats she likes it means something's not the records ever tourists she kissed him with some passion. That's me. That is this guy they blocked. They related she told them and see she told her she trashed you now I don't talk crap TOI he does doesn't he knows all there. Moved it for a hug Howell. Hit a little bit no we shouldn't. That I met again in the next and they kiss it was passionate. I. She went down on his Hong that. Our area. Does it it is real and needs Israel on the weekend perhaps the mayor might as well as looking like we don't want to that's what we're worried that and it's as good data to the left. See yeah. Right we gotta go way past that was another. For love seeing it grabs you yes enjoy the donuts okay hopefully next time you fatter and knowledge look at Colorado and Bob Kelly is at left Boston for two shows tonight institutions miles Il he's brilliant and he's so he's been very good friend is program so great to see it now okay. Tom will be back on Monday thank you very much for it was.
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