Danielle is your typical girl next door… if you lived next to a crazy townie cat lady. Danielle is the News girl. But doesn’t consider herself a journalist… mostly because of the fart humor she enjoys. She has no children, and claims it’s by choice.. But she rescues so many animals her house looks like a humane shelter.

Recent posts

GOING DEEPER: New Underwear.
GOING DEEPER: Relationship Farts
If You're Changing Your Baby's Diaper, Be Sure to Ask Permission
Cold is More Upsetting than a Terrorist Attack?
Stop Washing Your Hands IMMEDIATELY
Another April Fools' Day in the Books
Happy National Puppy Day!
Hashtag Fit Bitch
Is This a Parenting Win or Fail?
Patient Zero?