Four You with Special Guest Joey Kern

Monday, September 25th

Every 4 o'clock hour, the guys inform you on four things you need to know! Well try to...along with a special guest today - Actor, writer and director - Joey Kern. The guys talk about Joey's upcoming film 'Big Bear', his previous film roles and much more.
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We lost 10 AM the previous seven. So volleys and you. Joining us now live in studio. My very good friend. Former sketch comedy partner. Gorgeous handsome actor writer director his movie big Bayer's currently in theaters and available on demand right now ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the studio Joey Karen. I tragic projection right for him we were just talking. During the song. Wondering. What am I gonna do tonight and here's a guy who's fart I've smelled and who had been in a number of terrible bets on stage in New York GO weaker I was wondering how long instituted this discussion we would be tilt Bartz came in the right at the top and everybody that I write up you bet under a minute please proceed into the Winona cashing tickets he went there. When you economic group with each other in New York there's a lot of fart jokes that you have to kind of get out a way. So far it's. Joey when you have a radio show on rock station and after Boston and there are a lot of heart Japan. I was devastated by his wing and Serbia are going oh actually oh wait you were there at the time that we finished rehearsal first sketch. And we are walking to the elevator out of our rehearsal space and I without knowledge of any other human beings around me it's. I said out loud Matty this will not jockey in the least bit I said out loud amongst my group of guys not knowing two of the hottest women have ever seen in my life were around. Quarter in front of and elevators that. Thank god were done. It take it dumps Obey them and go from full the hungry and I just walked around the corner of lost time. Made eye contact with these two girls one of my friends are literally fell to the ground laughing and lay there for a minute as these girls. Death stare at you day. You married terms should be cats Steve Platt said I've we've got to mobilize. And I take it to them the most embarrassing moment no we've shared now he knocked monotonous now. We're gonna get into Jolie's movie who's got more. That guy credits on there I am indeed be generally turn or Maggie Blake I think you guys are actually they are both members of the same famous actor personable. Joseph he's in a different class I'm like it's one east 51. What he's talking about you guys are both like silver medallion maybe if you put my commercials and that I'm right up there with anybody. That doesn't count on commercials. I. I could I could never book of commercial and now note automated machine take my able body pain neo. Plus an original of that for excellence that. It was it was for a Spanish Internet news news news Mary Mary I think endeavored in whilst diseases like workman's. I'm gonna sign. And I have I told you from the beginning she gave my body and pay Leo dot com and that terrible. Cash out investors there work. Matty wanna put up. Oh on the whole. Dealing NFL protest thing I thought bill bill's merits cumin and if you missed our interview with bill spare us the obnoxious Boston camera podcasted it'll soon be out. On WA AF dot com I think bill rather eloquently. You know put things in their right perspective it kind of agreed with the everything you say that's a lot of chocolate yeah. You know what Hillary did nick that's missing in this country right now there are a large scale there's exceptions of course like him like you like me. He he's at trump guy. And an open trump guy and yet said. Something about about trump I think trump said it was ridiculous first dismissive or every set it's like nobody's doing that more than just in your camp in your blind and that's it makes me mad and that's why I check out about this stuff because. People just. You know a failing government is post of the day. If you still support trump you are not a good personal capital letters that's it you're not a good person Michael screw you you know it's just like. Weird just clinging on to war in life vests you know our art dean knees out in the ocean alone are little islands in just clinging on to a close to rise to any other perspectives and it's just there's too much of and so it was nice to hear some I was actually ready for him to start going out her trump thing and arousal cringing and he was super well thought out. It's you know whether you agree or disagree. Just that we could use more that. So it was nice to hear about what Bob Kostis when normally kind of loads. He's been going viral because he did a great little speeches is to be proud for this. He was saying look. Patriotism sporting events has been kind of you know taken over exclusively by the military. And there are other types of patriots Martin Luther King was a patriot. You know Rosa Parks of patriot on your teacher is a patriot oftentimes. Your your you know your person your local communities trying to help as a patriot so let's like it who. You know a guy like me ten's BC phobic and overly patriotic. I have to check myself reports Largo would data second let's backup here and it's not all raw and other things and you discussed so on that level I think they did a good thing. I just dispute with its subsequent to its case that's I wouldn't it be if the flag ever. Yet many I kind of agree that extra in the finally said look let's be honest the only real controversy this weekend is the fact that the jets actually wanna game so fast and that's what Yeltsin dies in the NFL and I started Jay Cutler makes a backup quarterback sticking might drop forty on them yeah and I set Russell Wilson who at 38 points and Jay Cutler got three and that's why should. Hey hey bitch. Doctors kill me so many times as you don't forget it's a rather stare at his answer about him than ever start. Kelly Joey Kern is with us here in studio Joey you your families and Cincinnati have known you for decades now that's. For a couple of you know Republican war drums beat by your dad before we have been out there this summer. What's happened and also Hewitt and LA which is probably. You know what I think about the whole controversy in that the kneeling down is that. My comedy big bears out on the other the cats. It's absolutely. It the last have. Well I don't controversy and it you know it's it's it it is not a patriot but it is it's. It's making people feel better I think in name and really enjoyed it thank god that you know and that was that a secular segue in the blood test well on Joey well can we get how can we can watch the trailer now it's it's all over the place it's -- thing and a number of cities. Unfortunately none of them Boston minutes of the new York and Chicago and Cisco but it also it everywhere on iTunes and Amazon. It's on DOD on. On PlayStation. And on cable networks and everything. Austin Lotta people also Redding and hey this handsome. Golden tone SOB that you happen to have in studio where the jury current where do I know him from. Lot of you out there may have seen a little movie. That Joseph it was in the opening scene from we'll see if you are you can put me down a little voice to face here. Yeah yeah. Oh. That's he fell at picking plastic that's like oh my god that my voice and so young I know. That's like suddenly realized I know right yeah I was super troopers right yeah that's right the right now. Now witnessing Mattie you worked with GA Chandra conference and are there right is that the the director from broken lizard yes never to that extent all right will where was that shot. Our super troopers shot that. I was in in New York in we showed that just a senior gives the last what do last must now so much fun actually that that line and that part of the scene was improvised stated they've seen just an and it. But our guys coming back in the Indy neo on the left political or over and we ran it are you involved with two at all. Now. Not surprised how to hack coming back I'm not clear that they did ask and you Nolan and and maybe it's on the salaries but I I was afraid it would add to the league in line do things like that make me really old. If I hold the right and an old college. And. Funny though actually you guys are still doing the same thing you know I mean like in the first scene that I like a redux of that that's bad. You know I Joey I totally understand we are saying because that would like tonight on another episode of where have they do and not doing much. Joey Kurds still doing the same things from that it's seen in super dupers nineteen years ago. Plus everything Clint Howard when we come back. Now I I totally get amoeba that's awesome though and there's a lot of recognition from the right people yeah from some Drew Brees yeah adversary you know that people of that that that film in an even once in and Hollywood very Hollywood story. Pulled to stuff like this man I love her and in the passenger side of the critics mean is Tarantino. And there's the rules in Sudan and a I have moment adding that eight. You're the guy from your ears super troopers and get fever right they he added that like yourself your great actors of the these are driving away. And hateful way if you love me so much he would do it good and wanna. Your dad listened to and I've limited on the on the separate now. He site dad hey Karen Dodd who gonna go to sky line you'll Scola to get all three way angles. I'm sorry guests say three way about his father. Wow now that's a hot dog woods she's in Chile tomorrow. That's that that's a statistic that yes mine are right at the related needs now. Joseph you're gonna fit in right here the movie doesn't work out welcome to the that in action effect that we could use some handsome. All right there's something you didn't need to know let's keep the parade of things you don't need to know role available for you. She stood for the fourth thing you should know history rules and never got plus plus hours a week. I think I've got this thing first and as a city never going your ladies got actual fact yeah this is for you from daddy in the I could use 1 of these this morning because that part took of a little too much touchdown Tom celebration views yesterday after the big patriots win. Place in New Jersey called the bagel milk now has the ultimate hangover cure or so they're saying. It's a cinnamon fireball whiskey bagel. This Jersey baker invented this way to indulge with a little animal hair of the dog. With a fire Boston whiskey spiked bagel outs Berkowitz put them weird name for got runs they just need kill a bunch of people at 38 special he did he did. Seventies yes I totally did they actually know what happened that his dog told them to make these big feet yeah there are some great. So anyway now a daily level and yet. That's not at all exactly yeah well now that we're gonna be sued for libel and slander Alan Berkowitz owner of the big on the and freehold New Jersey can talk to the now viral breakfast treat. By taking freshly baked cinnamon sugar bagels and finishing them in a boozing. Fireball reduction a fireball is the water of the dabble and dammit dammit to hell and and would you be one of these. There is no hangover cure I've tried everything though when you note I guess if it's a light hang over things work but when you're really over this and although more daylight. PD a light. After the rich Robinson concert we definitely didn't your world the good I gotta say. Joseph what's your go to jail term what's your go to anger over here. Outside from looking in the mirror and be in my case gorgeous it that. Never had a hangover now I am hopeful that. You know it just it just. A lot of coughing. In and then you've had too much coffee and you have a beer. They just a symbol peers and done it is I don't doesn't work it does works here I mean you can sometimes get muscle down if you really bad counselor from. And now I was a hard time to commit them I said that 457 things that just the biggest is also agree. You're the movie big bear it's a great hang it whether you have a hangover are not pay there a well it a movie that okay yes the movies it's oh your movie the perfect thing over here it absolutely is right that food that's laminated wood actually it's funny there's a scene in the trailer what are your buddies on runs two to sink in and looks like any. Throws up from having had offers its good looks like a good party movie great time. Well you're not gonna have to worry about that hang over Matty with story number two eight pills that squash is the desire to drink could hit the market in 22 when he. The department health recommends mention that no more than five strong pints of beer week and by that we does that mean during the first half 000 homeland some of the big trouble he had noticed this Della 124 million people around the world are thought to be alcohol dependent. Joey you know us we don't drink too much this. Every day. It's often the assertive I didn't think you'd be drinking in studio but to say yes finally mullets my cable packets hydrated. So Matty tells gonna be available in 220. I I'm dubbing it buzz kill and all. And apparently it is gonna suppress your honor courage. To what do you think that was not an echo my apartment tojo. What do you. Think would you take that. Why did you take a pill that didn't. Can speak. I don't offensive that was invented by a sort of why. Exercise little self control for God's sakes well it's gonna have problems. I think he'd be good be good for one minute and India and I think that's followed them for some people it some day terrorist Terry I would have ended when my dad you dad beat him at that. Hook that if I. My dad actually stays here. I got a couple other things that generally you know what else is great it is to suppress a year urged to drink too much. Yeah. But no self control and discipline but he also big bears going on Amazon or iTunes and what you think there. Five star every three finish up for you on the top of the 5 o'clock count because that's what professional radio shows do Matty they've done it. Google has released the top ten. Sex inquiries that people type into the Google machine can I guess number one yes the user Joey I want to play along to the these are the ten most Google sex questions with the answers that you need so. Generally given the sketch that we did years ago in that. And in the show it was an amateur. Bring it goes that's right sketch comedy show brain cancer causes cell phones I can't remember the sketch of domestically and yet it. This may or may not factor in so you're actually not allowed to ask question number one. Maggie what do you think is the number one must ask Google search question number one most past. Google sex question in the world. I would say yeah I have them. I would say. How do I get my wife feel good again and about stuff. I'm yeah. We're gonna go ahead and see as these justice shot in the dark. Judges. Know I'm sorry that's actually that's actually incur that just a hunch. Yes. Just on about all I've been getting for the past eighteen months moved ma it's actually where's the G spot. Oh so they date basis offs this is computer guy. Now it's on the play I know it is that it but number two. How to make a woman orgasm. Seemed very closely related I would think I heard it's a very selfless. I know questions you know very sensitive lovers out there for us what we had listened. It pleases me to please you. You know that's what. It's only more fun when you can get the at the party among makers are going to have a good time I got to tell that on this very show before and I'm very attentive law. And I think stage you'd appreciate number three can you get rid of herpes. Well I cannot tell you know. Bottle and it never five for me what is the clap. This is on maxim dot com you guys can go take a look oh number nine how do you answer to male organ into the female organs grade. And people are stupid. We have of course my good friend our editor to Joey Kern in here in studio with us right now he is what you know actually it's an Italian about his movie big beards and theaters right now and available on the demand well actually. Play a little bit Florio. He can have been a guy. Who stole my fiance is gonna help me yes so now as it was to go down there and waterboarding forbids those so late great options let's look a movie stars. Mary. So and Joey Thomas. Tell everybody where did you come up with the idea for big bear. It just came to me it is came in me as. My the I had my about the party even though my fiance and it broke of this. Long time ago I was hiding gays to be Maryann in in the engagement fell apart and I had. My back the party was scheduled and it was too soon to cancel it I animate brother coming in and unlock coming in people and so I just. It was embarrassing have to have to go along with this bachelor party right and but it at the time is exactly what they needed to. Pick me up and like you know give me back. He is being you know don't have head above water at that. So embarrassing me you know being good at that movie and it's the right. Cheap little Alexa and Erica slots. You know what that you can. You let them that while it is it's not of if not I tablet and I wanna be about her at all after the fact it's after the break up how I dealt we did. You know everything in and interact with more about that. But you're not and you're not at a federal prison right now your shows I imagine this kidnapping part was a little. Your imagination it low legally I decided I agree I won't talk about that part of it. Now absolutely did it denied it was news it was a thing you know you need some kind of basically everybody that's been in this situation like a break out. That. You know EU wanna you wanna complain about the dream scenario like what you would do. You know he can. But then in an adrenaline where this movie kind of starts like Finland and now I got a guy Acer's Ian did something that would like if you if you're Lego we should go to. Yeah we yeah. Third to hang of it or not aren't you don't know. So you'd do it and then what and then what the next reality you know woody you really you know like you know. Right until this area there really you know. Make him deal grave. Nine scare the hell out of them they do that in movies on Cinemax and they don't do it weighed in real life. And that emit but the thing is like you could have like sat around a swallowed you could've just testimony could've sought sympathy but instead. You went through with a trip and realize. And then you actually made a movie about it and comedy always comes from tragedy because comedy times was a comedy over time to think it's just that you had not above comedy over treasure. I'm out of time. Of flux capacitor right yes I played also good life gives you lemons make a movie about it you know in and day you know I was just trying to. It was very cathartic for me let it go to this whole process was very cathartic those great. And what do blasted as I was watching the trailer like you know. Being in the famous actors persons clubs that we both are usually is a composite odds but you know having lived. I know exactly what you guys experienced it looks like a shot on location at that cabin what a blast what a great way to make a movie on on a budget. Have a set friendly location like that it look like you can tell just trailer even that you guys are out of classic great cast. Great guys it would that's what exactly what I wanted to make it real and make it really easy and tight and we shot in fifteen days. And I he had great guys polish driver who's you know he's from Canada BC's great here and Tyler Lavin is in it. And but you've Pablo was and orange and black he didn't uphold that he was porn stash yet. Yeah oh yeah yeah I never met Arnold I just connect the dot U kidding yeah he's our man that's awesome Tyler was on and Tucker endeavors evil and Adam Brody c'mon I mean he's been in every you know so many things it Adrian. Dot. Actually I am ready grind together years ago so we hadn't seen him I got the script music you do it and then down. I Zachary nine who isn't happy endings like Dave. And it also told behind us. He has known him and older actor Haas in debt and has he he's on Steinfeld. Years ago v.s on Hong catch fire fire now right oh yeah. You know companies agree is yes yes great care charity yet. Time tonight get it it's available on demand on the Amazon on the iTunes or he could just do most of us are gonna do an average Joseph current week you can watch cabin fever super troopers. Grind you can see blood sucking freaks but thud but clicking bastard attacking Baghdad just work your way to the joy turn I am DB and then finish it off width. Big big bear his nick yeah about the character actor he just mentioned and Joey the some exceptions second on when nick explained to you but the the actor he just mentioned. Is a voice on King of the Hill. Yes he's got several voices and can you don't use zone hitting power and our own guns to describe these as well take your shirt off camera bodies are being held just with a lot of that in. We safe which is just looks like Bobby hill a diligent and there are I don't and I cannot. Don't want your shirt up at all. Club and don't do that. It's called big bear case that it name check at the first 150 times. Joseph was great to see about you guys men don't do it or love it well and let's do a film together Joyce sometime yeah it without it ya but yes he's back. We had this idea too handsome radio guys who suddenly find themselves a lot of free time I pushed the trailer. In a world where 240 something guys who haven't had sex in over he. Hang out with handsome Joseph movies to be found Joey have fun at Fenway tonight.
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