Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Sports Report - Starters Are Confirmed!

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Don't you dare mention the Tyree catch just because it giant patriot viewed Dick writes. I really. All this comes down to tonight is like the pats basically probably have like 4849 guys that Erica. So there's like anywhere between two and five roster spots that much like probably branding coach and every pass play this year wide open you know. And this is their audition to your not watching tonight. But the status because a they don't usually have a play the fourth game to begin with a that they do that means that roster spot is in. Much like Jerry Jones favorite TV show Japanese right. This tonight Ellen especially after last. Talk about a way to ruin the freedom Vegas strip. When everyone's like dude he wanted at all man. I know right. And then you Matty tax me about it now is like now on I watch it again and again and it just through that they do you have any idea what my bill was having to clean up that hotel room at the Lotto. Yeah that from all the puke you trashed it. Well I mean I've I Johnny Depp to. Why are you I brought in ninja sword there was cocaine. It was 31 bats Ozzie ball FedEx man yet and yet and yet some. We. Are not the patriots is not Tom Brady the master he looked Julian Edelman was not a first round draft pick. Wes Welker is not a first round draft pick. We will find someone who can go on the slot catch a slant pass for a first down and maybe get some yak afterwards I believe that what my whole heart it's much I love settlement. He's a hustler but he Randy Moss into I think we can find another guy well elements still pretty awesome and he's made himself. Right so indispensable that said we lost the guy who was king of the act and analyze it was yet but here's the thing. Welcome undrafted Amendola on draft thank you panel that seventh round thank you. All these guys thank you so there's like oil and say I understand before off there as well how big does that Coke's trade look now do. Tell you they're gonna find a way everyone's gonna do the extra little something. The chip in for element and pissed me off of that if they cut that often packet and try to get him right on the taxi squad. And someone else spike takes him just because like now you know what. I know what you're doing. You got you'd think you get to Adam and replacement there and you get a stash him away and you practice squad would know. Now you know what gonna do we're gonna take him and we just gonna sit him on I've been John you to see you can't have them ballots yet. Daily cheat me. They hate the rest of the world that. Well pats have poised for an awesome season kicks off in. 1. Week this is the final day of August. Come tomorrow it is the month when football returns this is the last Thursday he will not have football for the next four and a half Reagan months. This is the last full week the NFL will not be a body alive for almost six months. And now that the same guys dammit I cannot get up from behind this console right now because yeah. Yeah Brady Boone. Body dude it's whether you just say whether he does then let it is Jim that you do they bit it. Dora wanted to door bonus at. Awesome and I his little story I thought I was here for you had the Red Sox won last night both like I don't know little about it that that's the vibe Paula Sox do they lose Florida row they get swept at home by Baltimore than they go up to oh count and and they. It's a lot they get their I don't feel going to be blue balls j.'s yeah what exactly. They should've done better against the team they should've done better against than they go up and they weren T and they definitely should whip streaky here's a fun little story FOIA this is the only time I will allow. Golf a mile of the patriots to intersect here at the end of the sport to point. Jordan speaking recently shared a story about how serious Tom Brady takes is die. So apparently this past spring they get together. They actually played around at Augusta National. Yes and how difficult that is like for anyone who's not play in the masters to get on right possible. But you know when Tom Brady calls and says I need of our UConn wanna play at Augusta National. I'd like to have sex with your wife you know coming out on your god you say yes done and done speed says men about Tom Brady's diet. He really has it down to a science it's something he's super passionate about. He's super passion he had all of this stuff with a at Augusta. Okay where all haven't whined steak and potatoes and he shift in all of this deficit he can have his Tom Brady that's his snacks. His protein pat and everything else he won't even go. For a night with a mistaken but it has made it would like a little red wine after a round at Augusta National. Or maybe just a bad it chick filet on the way home from Augusta because that's where you lock my unbelievable. I mean when he says that he means what a life so if he lives like that and many television I'm gonna play the fiftieth beyond. Go ahead you know what so five if recent evidence proves it. Doubt and Tom Brady is a great idea rest of the world works real well our URL now fifty from touted as dot com that my friends days ago Liggett does this court.