ICYMI - Carrot Top

Thursday, August 24th

Stiz actually did his job today and booked a guest! It's only Carrot Top, but Stiz did something for once. The guys have a great convo about Carrot Top's residency in Vegas, who his favorite comics were, and who he thinks will win the big fight that he didn't even know about.
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We lost 10 AM the previous seven. Podcasts are always on him. Mind you schedule and WA AF. That in neck on the Vegas strip here for Mayweather McGregor thank you to showtime putting on this incredible. Facility here media room air condition Greek food incredible I just had treat us like kings this Cheryl I've ever had in my life and they have a DIY smaller station. Yeah and the moon and head over there are the kid and you get one of those in Sydney and unity what we. Got to our old you guys have to do that that the that's insane that you guys who do that that you deserve to sit here but every element of this that the child like smiles on the faces around here people that's what it is it's. It hit that little late afternoon sugar rush that's what they have done by the way. And it was senator earlier in the show yet and this does that make in that different to everybody is driving them like right now arm trapped in traffic on 93. First class job. Spared no showtime really didn't write showtime has done it. I think it might become I mean we've not had a chance to interact with a lot of the college the way you normally like you today yes but off. I think we actually have some voicemails right we do we're waiting for a Carrot Top to arrive so while we wait. Let's do a quick but wait you know what let's hold up the generic greater voice mails. Because Carrot Top is making his way over to omit the exits late Richie RV unless of course it's the law. There atop the only Yan whereas and is legend. Legends I've only where he shook hands unity debate again. Legend and out now acts now having the double Lockwood were having a little Larry David here is now outside fire well hold on. Now speaking of legends you have a hat on carrot top of the great Jerry Lewis I do we lost. Wouldn't let you know what my dearest friends have done it for years. It's really sad fact of some of them estimated that together service for him next week. Yeah I worked I worked in. I worked in. With. We need that might on the side here's a thought it was what it's all about is sure yet it's easy to hear me they don't ask. Yeah it can't I know you work visually but inside I guess I'm holding up now. Don't let them know I I infant or government but all the back in the telephone days a mean way back. 120 years ago on the telephone them. And every time you did at nickname is gonna bring up and instead through this what minds and only got in because need to meet these you know you know and you need to meet the he is theirs is Jerry lewis' in the rednecks really person he had vetoed it DNA it is they smuggle Michelle you don't make nice tidy theory making its managers lose but among the shipment that. See what he's saying I'm bringing you up did. And an antidote to manage numbering up into having him as he cared about the security obvious character and up with the military. And that can't. Carry health care top. He's like Kerry and it's I think carrot top of the care in the top of the care. So he's like I carrot Carrot Top but it is just checked out one word. So late night but I still have that but he added I'm a member of this to the states still my real. That your Hussein outcome of the stadium catch up and images of it and since then leader become friends. And them island is in the news you can hospitalized in his amendment became a show about four months ago. It's easel plainly it was so weird because I you know I told the whole sort you know as a young comic. He never think you're gonna grow up. To say leave them and at my show Jerry Lewis right incredible so I do the whole build up and I thing in the crowds apparently they. The shield people like I don't think they thought it was a real. You know waiting for some sort of play as I did this wouldn't be at my show what I can see they probably think that Taylor that he didn't account. Or they didn't July silly like this Nigerian militant afterwards you know impacts as an autograph you know to pictures. It even nicer. And and the minute they have friends that I was at the show that was losing him hasn't it. So you know mr. remiss to get easy it's like me at an honor him today beautiful that's been done and he's. He's a legend here he's an icon around the world and I think a lot of people these days I. It's it's it's great because they're familiar with the title on the brand but most people don't understand it. The nutty professor isn't this is to say Murphy Eddie Murphy's is great and we all laughed and Dave Chappelle quit each app and everything about that movie's funny. But you love only tonight when Jerry Lewis like it when Jerry Lewis had his 99 mile an hour fastball he could throw his comedic high heat. Even before you know during the day in eight days of Lewis and Bart. There's nothing that definitely is nothing later than The Beatles and even realizes in Iraq started Elvis. Now you know Dean Martin and together they were there were there to. And you write that movie though if you watched that would help dark that is supposed to than the negative advertising did nothing against his at all remit. But I mean that was a sad I was sad movie that you like yeah it's hitting an. Hitting. I mean is really deep. He had debt payment. Team's final film I just heard a lot of podcasts and that they talk about this they re played a podcast of Jerry Yang Yang you know six years ago and ironically your work. And eerily one of the last scenes they did together was this kind of break up see him get famous film now we're dean Martin's drunk. And he seemed to Jerry like let's just get out of here you know and Jerry's ex stop talking like that is the latest candidate and he goes in and he said at the end of your recent. We didn't know as we are about to live that out how well our life back and break up. And on and so really amazed as men and it's feels tremendous talent but that's what you're talent. Later on Jay and Jerry loses towns of mine it has been very MS NN steals hey man you have to say when you walk over here I go. You've got your home theater in Vegas and you have done it you you are the man you've got to where house of all I knew I was there last night where I was that's like trying to find a prop for tonight explain this what this is for people who don't you have a warehouse while you'll props writes yeah old. Into an engine and parts and whatnot and Tillotson I think the problem that I get excited if I don't have the parts of the warehouse to make it a go like I went last night trying to find. It was going to be a boxing and here with these motor on these birds. Playing like you heard it whoever loses or wins of that that's what they're gonna Wear. So to keep current and less than ticket them a picture that picture of the clintons with Susan last longer the eclipse but this fight with them so attacked apparently. With the world and that that whatever topic happens to be the trump Joker mean. Yeah right tell that tonight they getting it right mix it up as even as even today the as it in the godsend for use that he has been basically and intelligently integrates yet seen of their dollars are going to shoot a host Utah let yet that hour and a half monologue and yes I do I do just. I just touch on lightly enough to that audience knows that I am aware of what's happening thing and do it deputy. Conflict have a puppy and he morning they get a what you do now. Either way mama mama I'll give that money that he unity more supporters of I just keep them light hearted in MC get your residency here in Vegas now and you've been on here for a while I like how what's it like living in base well drinking gambling smoking. Should bring kids. A great environment artist in the warehouse that's on the web and our bodies what where how to act out. These guys don't I see sound yeah. Yeah you're there significant parts of creepy and I now have a lot of stuff you like. I was like what the hell was this one. Is that years ago it was a clear they thought it was really only made him a list of what you literally don't remember willow and I looked at last night that was cleared. And I in the middle of the court so it isn't it corking. The bad site that ended at that they had a court to showed it was corked or something on them. In the real light you've ever written in new joke with old props he didn't remember what they were four easily taken that back for example you can write in new joke right yesterday a man who like I attendant named manager of these earlier. I can take any old Nixon you can make it trumka but they go out tonight. That that is actually not through the idea that thing just. Then they I dad got it together resented the appreciation. It is basically just wanted to get you just that he could try and now like I let you noticed about your job but I can't do you have got audited if you really it is my mind's not right and I think it's like I don't know why does he likes to drag. I am saying that there. Two wrong. Around Garrett dot stated here I am ready to come get out it doesn't pay gentleman on the using Kathie -- years ago and I. And I tried forever define it but he will ABC will not release it to me because they keep asking him to do with the messages for archival purposes element alone but in my show. This relationship is that Michelle. I can now it was. Really it was reaches the sick and it's getting you sex change operations and yes yes now what exactly was this is definitely and and and trump it was a salad Regis and identify them straight but it. And here. Always when he always like I'd love this is not. And so I came out and trump was that pillows and I personally I would think humanity it's great to be an issue right and ST it's there. I think what is likely to attach it to my hand no eight maybe touches here oh my god. And I know I feel I know it is like because I tell everybody pointed the but it light. Nobody is really didn't think it was a real as it was stupid and so many in the development in it that but it was really it was actually begin. But a good this where that it is an ideal might or might jokes and went on he was great laugher early nineties he doesn't had to give up this stuff so. Nice. That's amazing images news you can be nicer but member of that group were forced him in pregnant against them. So what's right so at this point now. And all the TV shows at the specials now militia finite as fast as they say so but we just retired now just that we just peeked inside kick the bucket list and how exactly because you've been on this show got the impression I know what's left. So what like what born via a Arnie had the first child care at Houston and that virtual now. I immigrate it was ever gone to one maybe you can maybe could do it Caitlin Jenner and you could switch sides and perform his Carrot Top the weekend. That's actually funny that that's kind of in that you've been. I think Michelle let him because they they care to get space that was the face lefties I was the better I. They live so I do picture of me at me now it did that to me eight years ago to vindicate him. That is Canada myself. We was at in the early days. When you I've always wanted this so when I ask you about that today that was once by. In the early days when you maybe didn't have the resource is that you have now right how difficult was it to. Take what was in your mind and actually create. You know let's when he did it is nice the my mama opening act to be there when we traveled via the comments that you thing you spending your money in your props and I used to. I can of this you know the money and it may negate that would make included in this yeah if I had like. I stance and the right thing. Of getting Africa the team had little powdered donuts. And I had to get. Had to go get this semifinal game and what routine with Carrot Top I was sitting like a cop joke a couple of years they don't answer that I take it like Adam that this new company. So that donuts tonight dad do you go to every hero. And I'm everything and even that was you know but tonight some of an element. Of this that silly string thing that I put in nightly. Would would add up to you and a lot of monuments to more money than most come to spend on beard Stewart and Coke in girl's night and my props it's a commitment that's paid off and make reliable comedians we don't have our own theater things and noticed. But we know like I know it takes a lot commit to an act. And you have the last laugh obviously because your union at least about it. Take the punches early public at a problem analysts sensed I've gotten better at it the less the more let's put it thrown at me now and I think. Instantly said earlier today is he being so you've been long if we like it and I got in the club now and examine the damage our refusal wouldn't do what I studied a group of thirty years and the way they kind of a dead of night as a tournament ain't gonna have to pick and carry them out and yes done that kind of independent. Solely on touch and. You look at my need to make it to his enemies and you can see them on top of all the news topics than that I should keep that. Original I try to keep it. I'm real and I don't like taking the shortcut I can keep the clever and it will make things about it. You know I got to meet George Carlin years ago and ever you know while people like George Karl muck and he said. Hey man. I love your stuff bouncing and George Carlin like myself. If it's anything you'd certainly like the ones he's like he was like some movement might be my dog but you know the problems are but I had a paper cups string joke that was that was really clever. And you need to comet could break it down and mean verbal. That is to cut some strange it was going on in the cut and screen yet but it making new versions of the date they did it become another call waiting. Today. That college yet clever so as always funded the TV have. You know. Some like an idol years and I had to god he really admired for their brain. To say they like unions sigh let's that there's no doubt that there's nothing that's what's so again an ugly and the ones that I was getting the the biggest you know. You then or against me and negative repeat of that. That weren't there weren't today I would care and like Bill Maher loves me Jay Leno limiting him. Size and our guys understood that he didn't do it let me what's up tonight you do my voice is so old Markham. You read a joke with props and see how it didn't see if you have built with the anatomy while minding label the problem is that really what I kinda do it's it's really don't become like you that we see a lot more Wear them out with people errors count like edited utility over though do we hold them up rightly. Wolf first of all you you you take the slings in the aero piece depicting the of the U stuck to it and I think it kind of worked. And also you know grown up like the town of part of what I've watched it forever. I've grown up at Gallagher it was like I couldn't Gallagher I got love watching calendar shows when I was grown up yeah. If you doubt that a lot of this will guarantee you great but I've never reported that I've been about that plane hijacking in 1985 mile seven year old mine was blown away when he was like I'm. I you know. Doubt that they get the best policy about not to not haven't errors at delta stands for don't even let them aboard and I was like not that. And it and then he would do some visual stick. And then he would match Great Britain water out. And it make people laugh and that is when it it is and we gonna wrap obviously I hit him look by the way not watermelon seed it's different as it did it motivate much tastier brilliant I asked the think we always talk in the show about you know the fact that like people can make a markets like them for certain something. And people less of negative picture artists like music it is so studio and they run from the identity plane superhero famous song being Carrot Top and it's great to see that you've embraced. And it all I got into this to mean is there reason not to that's that's part about the whole thing you've beaten. That acknowledgment that they hide her right and it senior had a story about you know. Senior cater helped them get through some emotional thing. Evils you never think about that when you're out there that night. The letters you've seen against them last night that there and I went out things people say. Our our our. Our best friend died like two weeks ago and last we hear your your show with him so. You know you never know what they're going or isn't that something right and their last wish I mean I get a lot of that whether. They're there are they dying of cancer like literally right now they have like a month that their minds to. So. It's it is it's it happens with the you know so if you're elected him to be beautiful. In to heal people pick on the fight if I even as the fight till like an hour ago so. Well I know I know I know I know Floyd Mayweather if you're in Vegas and I think I don't think I would think about this is cannot any any. Genes involved in in his doesn't know anything at all about this but I think if you take him that did that's doing what they normally do it some and it's not only do that they're gonna do. I'm a calculus that the London is more tolerable in his seat back McGregor it's got a lot more work cut out from an instant they can't do all the things he normally does I think so. Act real carrot topped all of them come see him here in Vegas applied is is to grab their top line and a military top is via Twitter and instrument or India and Internet accurate allies have more fun stuff pictures imminent grave rather thank you congratulations on all your success and victory ammunition that option Donahue her come to Boston and money lost tonight and as the Boston instantly being hauled in at an. And I played for the patriots and like stand firm one year peak for the patriots and 790. I actually take that patriots. I have got you got a got the that the reddish hair you'd that is just my back that way yeah I would zealot just like them Carrot Top. Matty and nick live in Vegas room while other McGregor.
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