Comedians Corner - Craig Shoemaker

Yeah Hill Man Morning Show on demand. Send more I'm always online pin on your schedule at WAS. Dot com. While we are joined the studio by a friend of this program Craig Shoemaker who is in town to do little comedy and it's. Is always a reasonably funny when he's on our program our reasonable like you know I'm only news here molecular you know our it would you don't want to tolerate what's been a poem for my wife and to be away now doing comedy for Mother's Day or you are. Try to come up with a nice home what rhymes with one triple. How to support. A of that horrible until I area she got some definitely equal for me you know to do not show Fuller how's he right on the show yeah. I was working ten hours a day should get his with a baby sitter came home one night there's a posted note on the front door audiences take off all your clothes walked in. Keep your mouth shut get on the bed wait you're surprised and I going to handle the incidents all good but back to work the next day he. Icicles move in on what's wrong excuse oh my god you left the post it note on the front door. And this guy. Christian at a few of brown and if Rea. Have been married for. And poses bumper eight years eight years I first I have an ex wife them happily married elements. And by the way all my shows it left Boston's weakened our benefit shows and all proceeds go to my exploit yeah that was that are you asking yeah did you get a lot of money. In the it was all wasted on on earth since the Apollo was Zia. At least we get along good now we o.s gonna save an event is hated rehab I wrote a book about it that it's just more of a series book but the you know and I had to deal with late you know the falls allegations. That stuff you know the bitter you know scorn thing but it's it's so good now that. She came into my house the other day my wife pulls the beverages juve later ago I have. You would like this are seriously Zotob any Romanian public policy that's not just an hour or so yeah. He's here is were false allegations. And on my divorce has already drilled use reveal her pillow and it happens. As you go Monica like holy cow are you really isn't new. I hope that. Oh I was in this game with just two 96 BC how is that. I'm real hole of their life some people are life is all but you know these married guys you know done. It's late you know mental war about conquests roasted around gone you did one figure analyst Douglas will live three ounces launches are and that's. Well that's we are real needs a light I see girls want to I'm going wow look at that stroller she's bush that that was a great 2000. It was so I guess it was so romantic she said. Ironic Dolan and get on top of me though I plans. I was having. One for the client of ours don't mention what was the other day. But his phone rang and he held it up and and it was the a motif for the double and that is that acts like. Name on that's our stats across the people some people exists. They curriculum well I mean that's what if the press discuss the campus was under some it's worse than yeah. And it's all good now are measured earth girl. At what earthy wife she's been waged the new wanna catch a commuter chick she says to meet its you'd literally says you know it's spiritual before. There is merited Dali Lama. That's an undercover credited Dutch W a priority. That's a let's turn on my compost and I don't like this where did you meet either. I getter and they thing are actually I don't know it millions in his way I can't really conflicted spiritual center will be creeping around Coachella are otherwise. Yeah. I go to old Shelly good old yeah. Are those you know short Jesus delayed the show hours I daisy duke. They have a my wife spoke of it she did change when we got married before we got married when she's trying to make this they don't you know get the commission was all of additional one analyst service agreement that is going to be she's wearing late in the forward Richard weirdly enough and a badly done little Johnny is critical. Now she's under five blankets for the park in a ski cap on the candidate's public links and wrap up and that telly it's cold lol yeah I'm walked out of time Edwards might. Look at. I'm a whole other world out there and that the critic is left Boston there are shows tonight and Friday and Saturday you can go to laugh box dot com interviewed Allen allies this tour than on our armed and I'm on and off. I just flew in last night and I'll go about. Where were you where were injured where we before this. Hand. It's wow that's a never you know remember that plus are you yet what happens is I why so much that now. I'm supposed to be the protector of my house went like calls me once I'm from LA to Atlanta and she does onion to do isn't it true routes the imported what a while ago and LaMont after the I'll go out here on out and I had our Arnold. What is so you fly a lot. What do you make of all of these. Incidents in the that it is in the wanted to say well this been like a new one everything went today and it is the minute European Cup it we talked about it yeah Soledad yeah well let's not today is you have an old loser yesterday let's make others and now it's happened in a container. I would. Past champion Annika. Do you have do you do you have issues with the way you're treated gimme for you plot element country to ensure and I truthfully oh yeah I did actually had one guy really. Very queen he. Yeah and when the queen gets angry it's a whole other bakery it's you know like I queen of England now does he was clearly if you know ideas and you know is this than angry aren't I was I was talking to someone you know there's nowhere to talk you BC you know and that's normal and we're like hanging out near the Galley yeah and he kept doing this. Shut the curtains. The regulation here today is like we'll let you know later wrote that the analysts. Put up dramatically just broke her madness. That guy when when when we who would you have gone on trips for the show LB always stands up in the Galley the whole time talking to them. And I know how deep do you account they don't want you back there surgeons how skinny will this giant egg I don't want your children well we're going to get their work anyway when you throw it throw the awesome compliments out there that are working through dialogue is guided like anything that I and then I did one foot in the Galley and literally I like what and and she needed a way out of and that's a lesbian here and talk what is the role of the most. A regularly all Betty I really don't that I took in a glass of water all the cops admit there I don't care how there's rabbit out of my answer now or like arguably. You can't help yourself to anything in the Galley who has I don't know like this openly. Really passive aggressively we really did go. And the you know he's really going out yet but that is it was getting windier queer and here is this. Down youth with an F words yeah you know that says that I sit down with the dogs have shown up yet. And if that's what you say when he said sat down to writes that down finally and an icon down because I'd really was upset and and he was walking by and united some passive aggressive. You know these. No I. Just bit right guys better tell the other slighted and and finally they defended it really was prince and what's wrong with all dated they were okay whether some mean I think it's probably it could probably be extra. Got to deal. Planes still volume they believe that these stewards and stewardesses are there slaves yeah right and you we don't treat me like I'm the only person on this plane. They've got to served. What a 175. People a drink in a snack in my fourteen seconds red eye because the flights only like an hour yeah now. And yeah it really idiots these tons of listen I'm in the business of on the media there and I and it's an edit Vietnam now how come I'm getting giddy tonight. Our colors all hecklers I get heckler what a night and hope my leg one way that dog do hecklers ever making it be honest. Did they ever make you laugh like it did they ever bring any good material. Or is it just. I I think that error though I wasn't very good material. Or don't have anything writer for the tonight. Everybody create another press they don't have a very good question I would know the answer is no no no it is really really rare weren't. Too I think it would good Hackl. Eid ul. While there is this the long storied I had a guy since he viewed as so your movie it's green two of these we could see that he doesn't tell you later. It turns out he'd he revealed to me that I was an important accident. Watts it was the beard is almighty god radio show and this. Porn actors on this oh yeah I mean I hope you guys are they're all paid attention Arrigo listen I've got to sell tickets the night chalks a lot of so I had to be to get attention. So I grabbed him there was an outdoor thing I grabbed the moisture meter from the garden. I sit here and I sit here at this you know I have area to the love mass. Yeah your prayer for your love you so who's your neighbor will have a smoke they go to the I'm so these are mate flesh eating bacteria okay. And thick excellent. At and I don't it was in and out attended was radio. But it turns out they were filming it and she put me in her word apology to you in I'm analyst Jeff or kids. I'd yeah a bit naked outside. All these big movies and methods Bachmann and it's. Anyway am and I'm if it is it's in the porn but he adds that that was heckled and actually was worth. Souter jewel was the big parks and recreation. Area. The libertarian are played at liberty or died part of that liberty or die yeah I'm in a movie with Jerry Utica wagers original on a movie comes out I think it two weeks because released the Boston. Great questionnaire it's called middleman it's so good that I watched I was that the premieres greeting a watch Google would relate to wickedness that play a wildfire that's what's really packeting. Absolutely really boosts ours and we'll middleman one channel and a couple guys from walking Gator and it. McDermott from walking date was the most the only and it is. It is an amazing movie and it's actually about it's a very dark comedy it combines Tarantino and the colon browsers. Really a lot of sounds I play guy. Called bandit I have one arm. Never good news and casino at the you know what they do on the so. They pump oxygen in the casino. And you know what it does it makes people nuts able started they go nuts as this one guys who. Yeah all the numbers a little above us. The union. I just call it I. The yeah I see how that came from a heckler that was that was from a heckler who picked on him. What's show. I want are immunized as Q what's the show I've only seen one that Muslims it is called shoe that's my name. That normally don't usually enable better now everyone calls B shoot you know as of the guy you shorten any dominantly in data maker yeah. In Philadelphia still call me shoot a silk feels war stag analyst at Scott asked there was on this that the but he dealt. I don't put CNET and in the let's say what's the name of the the show the lake about the the Judd Apatow shows on now a tragedy all you blessings Oslo minutes you'll love it. And is it is it lightly coldly comedian ABC with the Euro. It is watch these these when they're out comics it's a little door I was gonna watch that to zero thing but I thought it might sock. I guess I'll do mural takes the easy weird about him. He takes some of these movies. Alpa chino does it too weary to that one where he was in like that Dunkin' Donuts. From the what was that movie without which you know where he is like an advertising guy doing about it was it was all our I couldn't believe I was thinking myself what are generally Karl. Yeah we want our record doesn't let her how to shoot it but why does he need to sleep I think about the Nero. Why does he need to view a movie about it he really did a great was it good and he's like an older comedian I stand up guy would do you know it's it's it's act. It's gotten any becomes a dad that became Sadr for me is I'm I'm I'm not like old as he is but I'm on an older dad my whole goal is that people will seize your granddaughter yeah trying to get in shape Academy Award for her run in years about who blogs and so balls are corporate deals are pretty. I got out. Now I think out of market I think it's tennis so the thing is it's a sad thing because he's been a likes doing stand up this electorate he hasn't really. Oh yeah I made it's that was the thing in the movie he makes it but he's known as ease as this character from a sick now. Yeah and and that's only thing he's known for dad and I've had a little bit of that yeah known for this or that and it's just it's really would and you want to do new stuff that he wants these new stuff. And be you know but he ends up to be. Lake a YouTube sensation because he punches someone. I and that's the ice it sometimes I don't know you know no bragging I still the audience I mean. Standing ovation they love it. But to get them to go. What does it take it might gonna have to. Regionally to duke it out of me right. I don't get no I'm I don't know a lot of let's get a life that got us an idea yeah that's something out of these we need to happen for him. When. Now not a show yeah Ali and and argue all radio show that the one when I'm great I'm not a big Wayne Brady fan at all you have an Al I punched the Mount Holly yeah. I thought I did radio I'm sorry about Aries spears not with. When was that he's here our race. What does. And I just ask. They are 14% black really aren't aren't African I didn't know that I don't look at it from a little more. Democratic the United Negro College Fund I can save money. It's you know what that I think the best film or one of the best films about comedians as king of comedy yet. You're the hero that was also and yes yes yes yes. Door and instead it was dark it was out of the heat but they're comics laughing and smiling adult what they don't know we call from. I I I come from. Horrible but it you know. Aaron's awful parents do you know that's how you get funny we were talking about just somebody who was that Nicole was I mean who was it I think that's arrogant when I was with second guess we're talking with parents had no way back with amusement at least my mom he's my mom's at least is that royalties from Philly -- that was our heels coach it's mostly for the verdict probably would like oh wait wait wait wait Bob sell a lot set it was the deli guy and pantry pride down the street from where I grew up. So we knew old when I was little he would. He is the Delhi slates of from my mommy work that the Delhi. He's shown us did the baloney you know. I am. The first person I was ever on stage. That's some sang it really funny yeah its own while my guitar gently we yeah get on stage with BC. While my guitar gently weeps and it is the vice. Where the Qatar had water coming out of its a look at it was beat the so ever since he got that back in Iraq this act yet now's horrible. Act in a woman who would you watch that. Isn't it funny that they're birds value was slice slice the baloney and he probably did the opera would you like to try and hold on holidays probably worked Jerry Kill and yeah I'd into the household event while especially my single a lot of it would Hoffman Hussein and his weaknesses if she was thought she'd delegates at my high school graduate is get out of there I had not kitty that's why I'm a comedian so. So how. And I'm here these finger cymbals to teach teen teen age she's now should Harry is odd all she bought my friends AK. Ed and it was almost all dudes are the old and she comes down is that descend the stairs are here in the below. I haven't treat feel your friends to teach Gigi she got a little naval on my re the group of jurors saying. No jewel in just a magnet might friends at all quarters matters she was angry or is it I suppose that a no proper etiquette. For the divorce he did belly dancing or other doubting Jarrett. Odd and one half and the it was like it was I was there my first and it's a company that's so let me tell you that. It is what I I'm from that's my dad's run and you'll rides and cold of women and vote. Don't make an and I know I'm totally. Look meaning I am my dad. Became a cult leader he has a Herremans he calls it. It's hope you know the Poconos yeah the yeah Debra it's cold pocono adventures on mules he takes people mule rides. And the best moment in my life latency in the years you know he left I was born. Yes that he would evidence so. Seat as his call now and and that is it calls it his hair yet he says need to get over their company crypt. Because of the king of the Poconos you can be part of my employer for regularly beat principal Poconos. These broads have a heart ago they don't eat I think yeah is that is in the Poconos where dirty dancing took place else that's out. What's that does that the other one of the Adirondack that's the Catskills other details I suited that are by low. Jennifer and Randy yeah. It's a lot of segregating terrorism related molester but but I've of what is there about the dosed again so lucky that Guinea's stick around for a minute. They just got to get well chocolate and the idea for race and I'm all right Amara idea of getting popular breakfast I'd want to hear and I wanna hear that Jennifer Grey story.