Comedians Corner - Big Jay Oakerson

In the studio with us this morning on Cinco De Mayo. And big jail or send and might annoy you got it then I'm we were just talking during the break about twin peaks. Which apparently Mike you're obsessed with that though we both we both love it. I don't exist did you watch you when you're when you're going out I did but I watched the second part of it they do on Bravo. The Bravo Channel. Rerouted after arcane you know abuse of burger canceled like early ninety's. And I was. The out here obsessed with that and I just thought you notice David Lynch signals he's sick. Which reads my nightmares and then makes a move heaven and my easily get better while your wife and it is allowed he watches goes to his movies are centered just silly if they. I don't even know if I can explain to another person yeah any more than like one or two of his movies records give us a fair expiration but when it's over Disco. Wherever there was usually just terrified for me. I feel like well you know the thing is for me I feel like when it comes to David Lynch. I have to act like I understand. The deep meaning in the heart of it or else everybody's gonna look at me like I'm glad I knew like for instance Mulholland drive. The only everybody delicate. That's the greatest film of the century Italy. Locked the players. I I got that they didn't. Heading here's a sample that at the moment are particularly very simply a by the way. Before his right tools harm I hate myself don't do much I was told a senate term tactical greatest well Mike but I don't have another decision yeah. Yeah I think. What it is is like. I'm big moment I get I get information from somewhere else that I didn't know and then the next in my tell somebody you're an idiot for not knowing that's the way I. I don't know like I cannot always thought it gets you you did exactly what I know I automatically as you like I get not liking it again anyways any like any of this stuff like tuna get a as far as understanding them like. There's a you there's someone YouTube's figured out everything yes and you just go and look up what's ball and drive all about and the first after the movie. Is Naomi Watts characters ideal life. And then. There's a scene where they did do it the camera goes into a box and then the rest of the movie is what her life actually yours truly a terrible life and that was the worst ever bigger fan. He went out and people are right now are like like guess I don't have to watch moaned. Thanks whose horse was also did an entire tar pit background. And number when I root vinyl or Hillary yeah. And agents throw. He came of Arnold still vital Sue Bird jays a huge dice Finn and places in the show vinyl yes he lives and now. We're always told them about Saturday is talking about it what I can use. Betsy get your point two episodes and we're happens. The bureau's. He goes Yemen dice was query in this scenario yes I only saw the first scene he was him but I was pretty awesome assuming there for my ghost talking that you used to. Oh I. I don't know I go enjoy dies well last. Exterior thanks again I guess is care regardless of unprecedented asserted that apparently he's he's the student and he's ignoring his radio show Medicare sorters are particularly its complexity. Off the hook it's 'cause numbers. Got to like Manchester-By-The-Sea. When multifamily burns up. Wow this or do you have to watch that it's the most depressing I do I call I made history last year are Marmara recovered from reporter as a I'm so I gotta say I says this many times I love movies that take place in Boston and I love Mystic River I love the departed loved. What's the one about. Not only a metal on a black where its lack glass I'd like to black fans I just let movies at Dickinson Boston enough. You know our embassy Jahri dip PO. Yeah. That I watched that the other alleged that. The other day I consists I don't like that movie and I just always ended which now Manchester by the C viewers again. Now is that those the one time I watched in reality finally in dime higher than what is yeah it was ill and are we okay yeah. KC area that ran out of money does it to its historic tennis ball the kid it's what happens like did like what David what do you where ever I want now trying to hit a murder. And with the movie brother has babies who I'm an Arizona vote. That's a public go back and Elijah twin peaks again as an adult. And it's really do appreciate a lot of you know and for that Dick at the end of the show she is a scene when he five years there and now it's on. Reality you there I was on their amazing what. They're without a US area do you save yourself. A lot of hard you can go watch there's a thing on YouTube awards last week here in. Called the journey of twin peaks between our part but some of the part most of our five minutes long ten minutes long. But to guard goes. Through via the V episodes and the movie. Bomb where he explains everything you know and all the symbolism and all the Koreans are so that's pretty cool way to do allegedly. It would be answered uncle but because he'd he rates and yet had a via. These days some of those three EB he strokes from soft little overlooked. He was a week ago the director's cut of June 6 more hours of footage then walked. Was due on that sting was and play they're going cloth as to how. It's Rivera that are future. The fact that Omar deal. You miss your ideal future in a long incline there well then not a lot of his stock has to go in the lawyer unaware of that day. It's not that much does probably. You loose into the mar our photographers who did you forget about what you do normally and singled smile if you're doing so goes the courtroom yeah. Patrick tequila drinking tequila yet the only boos of Palin. And as he goes into. And ask for a New York's the best we can tell you look like give us some weights in his area is where maybe then he brought us here brought his remarks from Karl for that would tequila and a camelback. Yeah. Well you guys are left Boston tonight and tomorrow. And there is to show hosts each night and he atheists. When he left boston.com. Mike she was mentioning he's a big fan of crashing. And I saw the senate side you have to see you in the green the first one bar here there are UN and I only saw two episodes of its so are you and. Julie. Fire here these kids and I graduated. There was in the final of so you your fingers over the garden the first of Stuttgart. I mean hula thanks guys sedition now. Yeah as far as on Friday are these the utilized love comics New York him. If the Milwaukee where she part of like the story it's the real as this story while it's auditioned for the shows a few pretty funny. And repeat for years he homes star of the show creator Lucia. Which it's now and they via. The I got the call and they when he human read for par on peace and show it's based off his young life and comedy. And on so cool and then they sent me this group of Islamic. I'm the only character with a greater support. On that's weird if you like into it and said these things to be at war important. What I hasten an opponent written for a but it seems like it was. It's made it pretty close to me. And now they get their outfit that was the script is an airline or your proofing the actual script like in the finger I was reading in the office said BJ Orioles are I mean. He is all we have a thanks. General re formed possibly knock at the part of me I think I've. It's we're doing auditions. I have ever done one that's like first for like a really big part and like. Oh that's what's for you are gone for some. I guess relatively big things get out of their. What that this is a show. Alia people of that I got to watch I got to watch now on the screen tests show that yeah. Literally and figuratively. And our. Was auditioning I got the screen test no way all the way to pursue the third process. To be the love interest the board from of that like the really big girl on the show Christine maps via mainstream Tennessee was a romantic scene with her and I was. And yet you're going for your kids ever there was a closed for a although I'd look at the producer of the art guys are the part before you sorry you me. I know this girl. And and our suffered so she's very wealthy. Yeah. That. But it's I was Florio I didn't get the part that was it was the best whatever. For the biggest thing I could have gotten afraid they were like yeah you are too thin and handsome for the role and never hear that a unum. He's been fitted for the -- think about it. Who. In Judas. Yeah. Want you to wanna mom didn't. IR Bloomberg guy's name but he's great he's great actor and a late Louie Anderson I don't know I don't know comic and all the guys go after but yes I think it's what he auditioning is. Complete that process yes please let's say what I wanna for one recently there was the I wouldn't it was a voice over thing for a cartoons of the elation or sums but now. And they one become the called me and they roared when you get here you know we do some light. Impressions you god or some care divorce drama that's not me at all. Yeah they call in the area where he Samir stand that maybe you know my element doing stand up for it due to people governments bizarre. Well you know there are twelve to big things Fargo Fargo or. And as haven't always late. Month and a half ago some of the Argo and regular and it's. I'm talking to. Girls whose. It's Newton's rooms Argus you know Stennis. Soundproof room going to for the record it. Perez you're useless at knowing a little bit like Hugh Hewitt we're doing your stand up Mosley. You normally humorous than amongst the epic four wheels very crowd censure or talk to the crow law and it's like very very dirty. You know is it really is there anything you can do Rego well American's story are telling now and I go into. Very off color story isn't about little target is so. Actually there's been actually seen mar fourteen year old daughter naked now which is true and yeah it's him it's bizarre accident that about tells story about is a pretty regret. Extra. I could do the opposite by the way really yeah I'm Heidi eighteen U seventeen year old daughter which is senior high school I was on crutches and locked out of the bathroom in the morning. And I was naked on crutches and she was right there like it must've terrified like rule under the tough ones I was on crutches or you were here. A couple of married his grandfather clock and the polar bears got to get everything out guys' eyes and Utah facility tell that sort saw Eric here and there kind of. Everywhere aren't going drove full day ago. So only he and the sound room there and then you know there's some some voices and characters normally the doing impressions ago now on are we doing approaching ago. And when I read this script I was like I think I guess some ideas of what your voice to do for this one character and she was great. You're in there and managed node on tanking the sings so bare majority. And as armor heating as. As every music on his. Mumbling through as a who's messing up the words are not really doing any kind of voice mail but I had my arms in my mind I swore I had a voice for this kind of I don't on those are thing. And earlier now I. In the world of impressions that I do. I do a handful opens are all people that only are now. And I don't and I've only got about five impressions are our show about five voices I do. But each Maurice covers like. People packed a million so somewhere we can I've got one voice just could be somebody else my friend Lewis and my same impression is for a friend Lewis and her friend Justin my ex mother in law my stepfather Obama or America. And cookie monster. Well to do our Toronto which is also our little club Booker zones over the eight people the economics of more things so I don't lead to a lot of impressions and so ism bumble through some issues you know on any personal economic community saw the turn receive this at least. Mario memorize annual radio show them the comedians and so removes the real voices so he does all the voice stuff running. I guess of assured them like a Charlie Sheen impression. And she goes oh great let's hear that and I wasn't prepared for that now so again with my one voice to those eight. Different characters sing instead of saying Charlie Sheen. Like related. Charges say. Ago. Today it was a brewers. Charlie Sheen here. On the girls were the most. This is even if you want him. Your honor goes to the most and then realize that I can't even further and sensitive beauty salon whose mission they knew was Charlie Sheen get our. So are way down the goes the most I want. Aids. And I. I walk down publicly and they're like that was our guard that was terribly that was critically wasn't child that I got lost in a maze of doors and have a comeback you have been winners who and. He might drop yeah. I don't wanna depress you further. Everybody's texting in that the guy who got the part on this is the last of the fact guy. Where is a fat suit in order to scrutiny in order and in the park always oh does it gets just. So they said you were too skinny for the role. Yeah could have worn the fat suit in many would have been but it would have been too fat with the pantsuit on you browsers save maybe ghosts you fat for fats yeah yeah sharing. You have to meet you where yeah. Yeah. Theodore offense pseudo applause of take realizing you're here to 160 go out there Italians there Italian. What are you guys. Well how do you I always like to ask you ranked Boston when it comes to cities that great to plan an ounce of great playing communion lines. Oh for army guards agree I love Boston. What's the worst city. Sure. You throw our Jacksonville from Jacksonville. Florida I don't know what it's and it's untenable. Then. With those who have. All towns ever since the matter like population come to community and also like what currently the comedy scene of the local terrace he cares for Morton with Boston Boston's Terrence got a good group some people almost. And flawed thinking like stay here wait too long because there's such a great comedy seen they don't go I mean I've never. Met Steve Sweeney in my life when I've heard his name of the Jillian target but he's so revered and any is funny I seem like his comedy on TV before. Like pigeons you know and only Boston and such a senior to work you work out here on the subject on gap until you elegantly put as energize a come out of Boston Garden on Patrice was armament or as he's at a Boston guys like oh god general list is there ever. Follow your birds and he's always with traveling to launch here it's like you know. The way that the thing that makes or breaks it for traveling is the way that the club and the staff and everybody welcome you entry you they're sometimes you go and and the staff is literally just at work like they don't care about comedy they don't look you in the eyes and then there's some places that like. Well can meet welcome you with like open arms and remember you from the lap like the last conversation you had last year where just a great car. As staff is great owner and it's just you feel welcome right away. Because there's when there's a strong like. Core of what local comedy which terrorism bourse talent has it's like it's always Buick that. You'll Phillies are good Carly terror and through the physics and think that there they've now again have a strong scene. They are in for a long time when you go somewhere like you know we go movie rentals would be in. I Omaha yet you're in Omaha you're. Figured greatly I don't know round of the advertised probably did about Boston and Chicago very similar. Very Smart very like out to have a good time. You know that's the stuff that's fun Smart or senator sooners may resist your cues together army there's. I mean like the shows were great and the people who come to shows reform mean. That town linguistics somebody or did the damage to it and whatever and I sort of whatever I didn't say that it looked so much a level that Taylor. He did. We have time for quick story yes it is so who did you test data are there and outside the hotel. And it was what 2 in the morning 2:30 in the morning it is greased and this lady. Comes outside and you know here in a hotel they give you those like small cups that you agree it's your mouth out with yet she's got pink wine. In the cut she's wearing rose two and half a cookie monster cost him gently blew Fuzzy pants and just this general mob ready Alia her mom she comes that stands nearest you mind if I join in polls that a packet sent a command ball. Comes with your first meth pipe. And really Seneca miles why did you how bad pills like generic pills. In the hallway of a comedy club is a back hallway read her smoke cigarettes or lease your before there is. And the packs of circuit is stalled does Seneca is and heroin bad. Your little daughter bags of ground. And are very well. Oh yeah it's awful we watched like four different sexual harassment happened back after so anyway we're stood outside the lady joins us Jews have you seen my girlfriend's daughter and we're like. How on earth would we know that's and we like to know that you just literally gets into our blue accuses him and I now archery out Kosovar goes to goes shareholder in pretty hollow man and she goes. Mentioned this group think she's staying with us in national. And I know she was she is she's with her choose again she's. With her friends. As you know as good judges are probably having sex. And I go yeah I know where your issues probably your car Argo which car although not going go on to Rome you reform. And she goes plan as him. And then I see. A young girl who's that fuels which 43. And and a black dude walking across the lobby. And I ago is that your. Girlfriend's daughter over there. When she goes. He had that is her what she doing and make her demagoguery elevator ago she used earlier in the block so I could have been enough. The as she goes. Whatever. And I I. Hughes I hope god isn't that you stated earlier yeah that will exploit he thinks he's very. She goes now he's knowledge my girlfriends or of enormously plate. She was on earlier accused around obviously. I know what room viewing could only hear the fireworks of those are room which is right near my room yes there were euros of me in my Ehrlich. We're feelers going up in Washington. She goes. She's away. He you guys. Can you guys come up and be the pretend to be securities we can get this guy out. There might mean Droid now. I don't meant and that's not now expect just terrible. That's terrible terrible cannot do it do it now and then she knows she is I got bigger balls than bulls the and she turns and I want question. For. No let's look like flee fifty houses and essentially turns. Yeah issues Hughes you guys that are was these. You a bigger balls of the year ago she turns and she drops this way let node beef for far. I I would she turns around so me in my views. The casual Wear you're supposed to situation as a human beings we look at each other kind of exploit the knuckles like Omar god who. If you mussina now only me. And Mike out there with her as if she's groups as lie how long he. And then turns around and all the NGOs. I just part of sort of all three of you. And. Why yeah. So your yeah. As far as approvals. And in the future to tool wolf in Renton I thought we want to do go to Syracuse is that you know sort of we got hit by lightning. Oh that's fantastic. It's created the and I love great to see guys thanks revenues that it hos. Moss goes I was there are some next time your down combat from our actual loss tonight left Boston tomorrow laughs are.