In Case You Missed It - Matty and Nick's John School

We talked Indians 37. I guess are always. I schedule deli man. So this is right off the heels neck the high heels of the story about. Boston cracking down on Jones. Guys seeking companionship from women who work the oldest profession in the book we talked about that yesterday. And that they are going to actually try to institute John's school for guys. This story today comes across the wire a prostitute in Florida. Offered to perform and act on a guy Tuesday night for 25 box. I will. And thank you all black. Far cheeseburger well played five bucks and then an order of you're in the name of the story. Met a man. Chicken nuggets. Turned out the guy was an undercover cop. So probably was on his way to get them no hugs himself moon. Ranked two major prostitute from Bradenton Florida was working outside of a gas station on Tuesday night how well threw a no kidding she was fundamental welding gas. She offered to perform the actually guy and it turns heads cops so nick this spring just to our new sponsor. Because Boston. Lawmakers. And law enforcement officials. Want to institute a John's school much like if you get pulled over for drunk driving. You have to go to drunk driving school of course you should now they wanna say your responsibility. To Johns goes on the wondering. But that we could literally the instant the entire night with different techsters asking you to pronounce things you OK finally it says oh my god banks now I'm stuck in the car. Questioning my pronunciation and all these words because of the way Matty says things. Seven write this I'm right text in the seven to launch the Nokia say scrambled eggs are scrambled eggs. Had to get that cleared out in my mind there are so I'm ready let's directors I want scrambled eggs. Nathan's now he said scrambled eggs scrambled eggs. Its own no hook oh no I do a big day eggs scrambled eggs while you oh you never say it's Mehdi nick you always say it's Matty inactive. It's Matty in there and how. Argued that the sponsor so our new sponsor. Again story from yesterday. Lawmakers and law enforcement officials Massachusetts. Want to start. Sending you Johns if you get caught soliciting a prostitute they wanna send you this is true to John's school. Don't teach you about sex trade to make you not want to seek the company of a woman professional anymore so nick and I said hey. If they're gonna make you go to John's school. Capitalize on the opportunity being the entrepreneurs that we are learning at the heels of great businessmen like Greg Hill on the Hill Man Morning Show. We got to capitalize on our brand to and I think our first higher educational establishment. Is gonna do gangbusters. So you got busted for calling a call girl and now some dollars Stewart Judge Judy over here who has the sense of sexual adventure of the mayflower pilgrim. Since you've got to spend a couple weeks this summer and can't buzz kill. AKA a diversion program if that's the case why not enrolled today and that John Wayne and John schools introducing many. At duke Cooper John school we'll teach you everything you. You need to know about money for money transactions. That. It's like a beginners guide to hiding cash. Hotel room what did you tell your wife about that fresh five ways to stand your bleeding after a pit strategy you requesting savers in Spanish. The Portuguese. And go hey. And so much more. Sign up today for our newest seminar he years Johnny living life than John way where you'll learn valuable skills like entrapment very amateur is how to spot a cop posing as a hug there. Here's a freebie if she looks like Margot Robbie. Seriously any ticket needs you know hotel door just over a hundred bucks gonna be more Jay-Z and beyoncé and what to do if you get Bruce Jenner. Big switches happen all the time so hey Andy knows like this will most certainly come in well. Dandy. Ever since I enrolled in that you mix too cool for John school I've been able to. Avoid incarcerations and decent incidents for weeks don't get me wrong I'm still looking to. This week with an insatiable appetite for grotesque it feels good behavior but now at least my business for the body doesn't give me Boston. Thanks guys. Thank you you complete pervert so if you want to learn how to be alleged and not involve the law. Enroll today. Colbert Jon. Yeah.