Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Sports Report - Party With Fat Phil Mickelson

Thursday, April 6th

Fitzy dropped by the studio to give his daily Wicked Pissah Sports Report. He tells you about Cavs v Celts, a Bruins player suspended, and the start to the Sox season.
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We talked Indians 37. I guess are always online and on your schedule it WA AF dot com. Use your old pal busy with the week did this a sports report why pick a defeat today. Most have been signed on WGA yeah. Did he is doing good business court to import is brought to you by. High octane Harley-Davidson. New England's number one volume Harley-Davidson. Dealer you wanna hardly. You go to high octane Harley-Davidson. I smacked Q. Not ones are. Bottles cute. Stuff. I think it's he would me from the budget. What's up Brian to special day today for a it's a special day for everyone now as you masses thing on that I hope you win money watching people play golf on the Internet I am very thrilled because two of my picks are right up on top of the leaderboard Phil Mickelson lefty himself and Sergio Garcia he who has not yet won a major. He who has his life and order and he was playing Mary good this year dangerous Sergio. I love Phil Mickelson because he's guy. So he's got literally. I mean he's got all the dad died. He had just looks like he's loved in life he does ads for arthritis he's got like guess who spotlight. You know he doesn't care about what Heath that well. I mean I'm sure he eats what he needs to be good golf over at the same time like let's be honest. You know he's not eating foods named after Angelina Jolie's kids likes early in can lie and whatever else Brady flight. That guy has a tomahawk revived in recent years he had actually has become fit he looks much better than he meg used unique fact I think he's like to go again. I'm right between the two who do you like skinny Phil Mickelson Arafat bill. Who'd who would you rather go to south and the strip club where. Yeah exactly. On the outside we might tell everyone you know I thought I ought to be fail but on the inside well like I wanna. It would fat fail what I remember like when him and tiger of the rare times they would be playing against each other. You know 810 years ago and they become an fairway. Tigers knowledge acted like just marching. Costco like the man brutally sweat lodges and it's got a real body he didn't go through all Daley did real by but let's beyond. You know you go to a strip club woods Phil Mickelson he's gonna get on stage and try to strip like hawks done it many times with them. You have published in the said that on the air wow awesome well he learns something new every day that don't bomb left you for nothing on. Was it a hook or slice down and I don't know them applied. Cricket jets off. But to say it dogleg well our jobs. Payless and some people say funny things but I say things funny about sports that of course is in deference to NN nod. I tip of the old sports gap to one of the great growth comics of all time. Don Rickles may you rest in peace yeah hockey puck. Well what can only be described as they Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial offensive effort of a performance in a basketball game last night and this out they Scott rushed. By the cavaliers at the gotten 114. Deny anyone. I guarantee you some of the ball snakes people cut loose in the 1980s and those cigarette fell bathrooms. Did not stink as bad as the Celtics did last night from the second quarter on why they just play from the locker room. They could've been doing legal legends at the university is not an advantage and to win the next game but pitching well you were on a lot of smoke them last night everyone's freaking out more. Oh it's revealing who this team is not my him my opinion on that as you can have it both ways because when we beat. Golden State. I want dikes everyone says hey hey do you just think we okay right and the mobiles while it's just regular season. Now one game I was like it's a true. True example of who leads you think it's one game you can't can't say one game doesn't matter than they suddenly doesn't illustrates everything but they just edit bay. David Stern did on last night look Celtics what he's the best is no doubt awful let me all over the place but there that team just laid deterred and it happens. Two days' rest sometimes hurts it seemed as though lethargic and ready to play yet while they was left magic and he was law awesome last night it was an incredible effort I mean they were tired out. We can't spank if it was billed as an S and embody our fetish night I would've understood a lot of crap shelf. And that was Big Brother remind them little brother who's boss may and then put in small fry in his place and then stepping on me and like who runs. Basketball town I run basketball town. He was would dominate unless stop global. In the second quarter Loney had like 47 points yeah I know he finished the night would like 38 but he had 47 in the second or did you see his quote reed basically did a Allen Iverson don't talk to a practice is I don't talk to me about regular season games and how the Celtics are cute I go to finals. I've been sick I how many how many is that yeah 10111213. 14156. Era yeah. And the NBA finals he should be the MVP every year and the goat they go to the finals. Unless otherwise noted bride he's now today if they play like that again and they got to give it all the Zhao as a run for the money in him. Missing Zell does get a chance to redeem themselves in the eyes and then make of that fathers and mothers tonight in Atlanta at 8 PM against Al hybrids formatting in the box. Hey at least somewhat in Boston remember to send him home happy. As sandy Italy 01 amended for our base running blonde out earlier it with a three want to walk job. A well last night against the pirates at Fenway Park the Red Sox have because we're curiously enough then Chris Sale was led dominant. And lost them just like LeBron seven innings three hits seven who wins who. The Sox have not so surprisingly if you have eyes that work in a window and anyway Nia face. Been rained out for the evening who knows when they'll make that game up against the pirates right now I don't give a flying flip who cares the bruins' Andrew Myer shot. Has been suspended the final two games this season for spear and the other night. I mean that was some uncool dude on dude crime that he committed the other night against that Jake coaching guy. And you gotta you know you do the crime you gotta do that time and now is the kind of spear and eleven other guys whale that you only read in like Moby day active I was nest and speaking of which that's right kind of right around where gas and I would not Moby Dick. These therein action tonight of course is seven the PM against a hotel off the senators or just ahead of them in the playoff hunt but it's Sox now. Birmingham and over and able they don't have much on because even though they've already made the playoffs. They could use these final two wins so they don't have to play the caps and get that junction game in the first round and kicked right out of the playoffs right. Yes I would I would like in a meaningful hockey throughout the rest of my April I mean I'm psyched they're in. April hockey's Johnson beat out better than a rocky what's that NHL but you know it's better than. An aging project. Him and suddenly now I'm gonna say steak sandwich and a date and hockey in May do one of roads and. Young. Unite everybody. That's it. Did with the rest of sorts tonight and forever nothing no vote while Dustin Johnson is out the masters. Someone you don't care about his wedding because that's Matty thing stop it and some woman. Lost 171000 dollars last night on jeopardy when she received the final jeopardy clue of this NBA teams mascot peak 75 million years ago and she gets timber wolf. So just what you thought you and talk about when you had. He just let people idol now while we've really active kind of tuchman is a god bless this will worst but you know like Kevin here at the back.
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