Four You: Cock-Blocking Possessions
Thursday, March 30th
Thursday, March 30th
Today's 4 You includes an epic April Fool's joke, the 5 things women don't want to see in your bachelor pad, and a way for guys to live out their dreams of being a WW2 vet.
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We talked Indians 37. Podcasts are always on him. On your schedule it WA AF dot com okay let's do more yeah. It's time for the fort things you should know. Never got less than twelve hours a week. But I've got this thing first and as a city never Tonioli has got a tattoo back of this is for you from that he had this. Kahne number one for you for the ages you know this is comes from maid man that gets they did like a pole apparently they. The survey some women these are the five things guy single guys they asked women that you might have in your pad that's costing you. Getting some action okay five things that I may or may not have in my apartment. That it cost me some action number one dead body. That should be number one. Although depending on the girl to an NPR clocked bag. Are you kidding and no investors out elated hungry but it was progressive. Awful three. Of bomb for a crib. Five mom is number four. Mom is number four on this what if your mom's an audit hints of mom. Up food she's great truths are. It's. What matinee. Is your mom hey you know chill up leis. Oh not consider your days. Man yeah man. Little spot in the mouth. Rest is whatever happened this day is forced instead of on parts of precious does him having to. It's and and number one lame movie posters. Hourly data why can't we and it's like solve man. Sweet pulp fiction poster broad not get them but in my work and a video store and I was ecology and yet this. An innocent man poster Tom Selleck Magnum and I know aside I had it and my buddy Mike and goes and says Tom Celek is an and is tech equipment budgeting just. Todd Zoellick is a beautiful man is big I realize that a big picture thoughts on its face in my room. Him number two got a thing anyone wants to be looking at about a giant picture of Tom Zeller what part of the ladies. Would look at my face and a lot of new look at Tom's argument. But apparently some. Number two you had no ladies in your room that you didn't call like Carla and say here remove the covers the convection straight guard Raj deaths. Mess obviously don't beat grossed gym bag smell all that stuff three. What they call single guy items belongs. Warrenton. The lady said if they see like for example. Lugar German box two issues neighbors and make clear. Stop watching so much more exactly number for the aforementioned hints of mom and food she's made few castles. Don't have more than one picture of your mom your apartment. And because they think mom. And not if not that's endearing. It could be but it's a fine line I think I think if they if there's eight picture of mom. And they know you've talked to him that's awesome if they're seeing that she maybe it's paying your bills and making me food and my mom is omnipresent in Europe partner somehow. They get for. It. When mom's dad yeah I'm snow basically what if you go to Norman Bates is a home market. Knew where it's motel you're wearing your way don't use the shower. And I finally dorm room effort to get upgraded big boy furniture got girls don't wanna come and see your you know your futon. From downstate. Three quarters of Billy bookcase in my Kia just particle boards and stained futon everywhere. But number two story number two Portuguese notes or if you like shooting guns you gotta go to battlefield Las Vegas shooting range is a great idea for a bachelor parties like that. The shooting range nick is not original shooter image. They actually tailor your experience to. Actual military battles movies and first person shooter games for example you get package that recreates. Do I 1944. Come off fired off the things out. Now and then can I just like leave the vote as I'm crying and soiling myself yeah just be riddled with us in the left on Omaha Beach and then it it's about a thousand box. But the grand finale. The seed come now for the Saving Private Ryan special you can just have Jerry's bullets. Blazing holes birdied though in the bloodiest victory in American war history. Are you and ask. What is. I think we are some historical reeker. But hey guys come on down for the Gettysburg special yeah it was an arm a leg went one of our feel the recall oil all the backfired during rightful. That exploded gunpowder all in your face finally all that extra sagging next get the gun. In a pile of your brother's good guide. By the way what hockey equipment count his gym bag smell yes yes. These this hour range across a thousand bucks an experience but the grand finale you get to shoot an M 134. Many come. A six barrel rotary machine gun spits out over 4000 rounds a minute this football no way. So. But about school I didn't know that if number two great that we're putting our natural resources to good use like that's what's fun. I know the feeling that those guys had she ever regret azimuth militants or no feel. You know he'd Normandy run out of that thing and snarled firing right now hiring up period weapons I would love that. I was raised in the house where you understand early and often that when period weapons are fired everyone just says yes and moves along. What. Would or wouldn't do wrong Goran if theory. Willis brought us social studies period weapons. The men in your customers. Number three food robots are coming nick. Domino's. Domino's is experimenting in Germany Hamburg Germany. They're delivering your food with robots. It's on there. Called the personal delivery devices. They're doing it this summer. Six wheels on these things they've got four miles per hour they hold forty pounds of who ordered pizza. And they'll deliver than one mile radius right to you order up and they come with your piece of the robots greetings I understand that you have not seen sunlight in seven weeks here the other pizzas and don't read those. I mean because we're not that. Lazy and stupid enough. I said that right in Keyser I understand you resemble the compliment hasn't come on now don't take that date. A pizza roll hall meetings you clearly living near mother's basement here is your dominoes and porn. Wow so yeah they now they're saying. Amazon wants to deliver by drone yeah. Everything is wireless and now. Domino's. Is gonna send a pizza but in my house again pilot program. And people are you lining up or in Germany and their wanna spread it out wider wider so the robots are coming in your food hey guys if you want the ultimate experiment. Ultimate experience you have pizza but can simulate the could. It's that it's tied firing this nineteen party to live here. OK and I finally number four for the Asian I love the Saudi and this is fantastic with the April Fool's Day coming up. Teacher of the year it is the ultimate teacher troll them. This guy in Michigan Joey dumb brows ski he's T I can't see it today Joey. Her ankle and the list for the spelling you're checking your own list theory though the first word with Lawrence DL. BL OR SK. EE EE. The next bird is speak to. So what he did was he just made up a bunch of nonsense words and pop quiz the kids. Radio us the discipline opera right. I'm going to the last for the spelling you're checking your only a theory though the first word with blowers DO. BL OR SK. ET. Wasn't an expert on these reasons speak US PE EEK. UZEQ. That's Al and end the roller silent letters that the end of that. The next dreaded shot bola. 88 beat O mile traveled than in back with the national key bowlers letters. The last word is relentless get toxins that are low well height spend. And they actually pay a high then he acts that you didn't get the hype than than sorry that Edward round. Yeah X word number eleven it is. All rope bulls because this did today. Okay. Have taken out. Congratulations turning your hat he will be in Europe where I'm rob who's. Back guys doubt that's creative higher education right there. Paid for mommy to get mommy says she was the daddy was actually looking at a younger girl so mommy went and spent money on getting some roll laskar talks. While that is super creative. They'll bring him meg great yeah actually I you know what that there's a guy that I would ides of may be specific to one year 52 if I went to the old bake sale or the the elementary school that you might come a moment let my wallet aren't a lot of talk are you just shot I was in an occasion now was not. In no way shape or form was out of form of flattery Jamont you James James you know she Jamont use italics.
