Four You - The Dirty Things You Do
Thursday, March 23rd
Thursday, March 23rd
Every day, Matty and Nick bring you four news stories that you need to know about. Today, the boys tell you about the things in your life that are dirtier than a toilet seat.
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We talked Indians 37. Podcasts are always on him. Mind you schedule and WA AF. It's time for the fourth things you should know. Never get less than twelve hours a week. And I've got this thing first name is a city never going nearly as got a tattoo back. This is for you from the heavy in this. Chaos number one. I'm not sure how many get through this one's from. But we're gonna have a we're gonna have a big loss here what locally yeah dude. Don't hit me with the we're gonna suffer another great local loss coming out of the news. That city from Boston passed away I can and let our eyes I'm excited it's Thursday the weekends coming up I got March Madness tonight. There's in Cape Cod frozen pizza in my freezer. I got some night shift beer in the fridge. Come on let's do this and get to the show let's have a good time no more than negative no more sad farewell copy kulana. You are now gone that's right. Dunkin' Donuts is announced this week it's discontinuing the popular frozen drink to make room for quote. New items on its menu. Copy kulana if you liked it it's gone. I mean we love Duncan's but we also love our guns don't sure but it just orient sounds like a Ribery. There replacing it with frozen Duncan coffee as well as the Duncan energy punch. But could buy. About the cola that's it no more kulana you know what I miss. Is the Arnold Palmer kulana they have to bring out so good right. You can Mickey yourself. But it doesn't it's nice to see so little laminated crappy and I do is awesome and they did it. Plus I'm jealous to come out a copy drinker and it was like a one item I can go into Dunkin' Donuts and feel like I was part of the madness. I'm like yeah I'm in a comet ultimate double donors getting a drink too. Minds and Arnold Palmer wrote kulana Michael lemon and a mighty chosen would lemonade and iced tea. Well why did people stay iced tea I don't know EST. Ice-T is like things hot flat iced tea with. Our right. The cool lot of refreshing sweep them the tree yeah. But now they're making it more about sea ice caused businesses such a big deal. Ice it's all about it. So just be able to give us iced coffee in a different way although I love seeing a lot of yeah it's such New England term public mad Max is going to be devastating he loved it like the strawberry lime him you know payments and candy. Slather all over me exactly why don't we keep the fruity. Alternatively flavored cool waters. Why bring Richard Simmons and you know the cool odd is that those neighbors that moved in next door they keep a really neat line. Where fruit and always having fun. Well insisting there ago present froze and iced coffee notes call from and I frozen ice cover and have this Duncan energy punch which respond from the out. Their partnership with monster energy drink so it's gonna give you kick but that's going to be ground and good. There are always doing Mike you know like they'll have the flavor shots and by hopped in a really good to go. And then they're gone one day you go there and they just gone in there always are changing in. You know I imagine the coo Lotta was good seller thought I would have been the that was the reason so. I guess that just you know it was clear branding shockingly delicious. What 1 morning I went into a dunks I didn't go into a donkeys everyone with a donkey shaming run on X I went into a dunks. And got the chips ahoy flavor to my iced coffee so. A room full moon. Marat is gonna. Hopefully this summer that will be it was so good. I was out of money afterwards and just sat outside disliked Tampa mime like anyone got two dollars to throw another chance to last up until Eddie House tap dance and it was so good but you know what happens is you get those believers shots now in those first three sips are like oh cool cool and then. Kind of like when you start chewing gum that has real sugar in it after like the first minute it's gone. So I need. The flavors shot not just to be zap zap on the top like the butter on the popcorn like I needed good. Dunk wizard had done greased as they called the dunk Duncan's our accident was or dump pass and it's a you know as the Dow was Dominique Wilkins hate and you don't really dug wizard that Julius Erving you. I got what I want I want someone at that dunks to take the time to put the flavor. On the bottom of my confident in the middle of my coffee in the in the top Markoff I wanna hamburger seller want to hot to I want flavored distribution. Are. Harry and act like living in Bosnia. Number it's Montenegro please the problems we have. Now we have I don't ever remember radio show having more first world problems. Now they'll why fine here stakes in Elton look where TI watching so much more guy get proper flavored distribution. Now one. Now number two we all know that study came out. A few years ago about how your iPhone is dirtier than your toilet. I don't know if you know where of that happening came out everyone's talked about it on radio. That your iPhone your phone sometimes is dirtier than your toilet in case you missed that study stated it in like 2000 left I if I may if I may proffer is much that is yes it is no. No I wouldn't you know Arizona University of Arizona micro biologist on the cell phones carry ten times bacteria most toy that he nobody sits down in saws off porcelain firewood on my iPhone. There are no bull snakes on my heart for a while it gets worse routes and finished it it gets worse nobody. Goes number one on last familiar items we touch every day. Himself posed a kitchen sink swarm with. Are more germs are toilets like our species sinks like our shoes. Yes. Number to our kitchen sink. Now this guy says that doctors is of an alien came from space and study bacterial counts alone he would conclude that we should wash our hands and our toilets. And crap in our six that's how dirty ethics are. So I've been doing it right all locked. Here it's stupid show are like up animal excuse me first of all discuss any waddle anyone who gets out of the shower. To urinate is ray does not care about mother earth or the environment you're gross your grossed almost the same place I'm actually cleaning my shower at the scene I'm far all of this studio you stink up the all of your fourth -- never hang in our view again adds to your heart's in here exactly. Playground equipment cement or weight it down when you bring your kids now that something I do every time I don't do appear I don't like sanitize the key Republicans in the house. When are you nuts when my kid don't you just don't play better and wiped the place apart nobody and a Utah after he plays I wiped his hands every time that's different. Obama got a package is seeing nick out there pageant that I and his mom jeans frightening image with Richard it's flooded with slide by concluding note sorry I don't. I won't be out there yelling at my wife and John have a check throwback like you. Socket Yoko. I would have still hit playgrounds are. Giant peach tree dish. And a sandbox. You look I hang out a children's playgrounds all the time. I know I've downloaded an app for my phone specifically so I can tell when it. Perverts like you gonna be there if only a little bloated and other drugs they. Taken out of context. I speak in your kitchen sink that damp damp kitchen sponge has Upton. 200000. Times more dirt than your toilet. Reusable shopping bags another one you have no idea how many people on the text line yet have just now again as they did the first time we had god texted in to remind us. They all go in the shower heaven god or I go and so does my girl now. Maybe they actually do it together. No longer have a tickle party. I am not doing anymore where users why not a Judas there. You face you'd think the other way. Oh no I acknowledge yeah you're right you're right you've faced toward the journal I know you're like I can't look at her anymore. She goes down he goes towards the current like that all goes in the same toilet or reason this isn't rail is that this is ancient Rome Hui. In this corners. Sakes you've gone totally when you're not in the shower. I don't take a shower and use in the toilet. Thousand junior addicted to. People gross who like to call away on this income for an import studio line 6179311. AF on this or anything. While gross though nothing. Our end it and all you should know that if you do that it give to people on the show hours ago at the same time and you eat frozen pizza that's on the such a special do you ever do you eat. The shower. I'll walk you know I clean my body. And I get out there is a time best little alone time myself. I'm kidding I know that you know I'm getting out idea. I would say only people that pledges himself in the shower are disgusting people. Know that Sharon. Well that's how does it in my own bed every very much is because it. Well let's think with the lottery I would just slide off but it doesn't love you both do the lift clean and it's yeah. You college after its high what is happening no water does not well done. Like a grown up. Good lord. What sort of work it and even know anymore someone that I probably waffles on the notion that what I don't want it. Could I don't want to please don't want that. Old guy I shoot the water and I'd. Well what's the please leave somebody called bullies somebody called and explain what lawful stop me but yeah. Although it does and that's on bio channel on the pay Zach you're out of Marion neck. A he had a bad by my kids in the back diluted and he got out of houses as single life is. I'm million dollar told my wife and I get home the united. But I Cusack I'm sorry I apologize about my partner nick who ticket to the next level. Oh well Heidi you can either get in trouble with your wife. Talking about a urinating in the shower and having fun with some of life's more mundane moments are instead you can call your life up on. The phone on the radio and shamed her for not forcing your child the skip the test and I report you decide. Hi yo good to have your permission to put you on the air now. Number three now. There was a time and on vacation on cape got communicate and I actually. Actually went I went number one and I had an act VA with me and house and had a down and a funny do glaze crawler and and I PA. And I literally as soon as like oh my god and taking an outdoor shower. Where I at the same time you're saying you've never had anything to eat in the shower before or you've never had a drink in the Sharon. Drink sure I can see my Sabrina drops out and drink in the shot that's the celebration of freedom. You know our forefathers the reason why they built F fourteens is so we could have. If Reagan Beers in the shall follow up question follow up question dub telling up this discussion outdoor showers like every summer I noted expert be true vacation every summer. My whole life never missed summer. There's outdoor shower in the cottage correct there was doctors are on the house on down there too we counters are the greatest invention do you outdoor shower and make better keep the bathing suit on bathing suit what you run and. And you know I'm an English. I have little push our weight so if you pin and outdoor showers are you going to suit. While now I've probably wouldn't do it in the outdoor shower. I go and I go naked and I'm always paranoid about it I'm always parent while we just found out what do waffles on this new its its planned well. Now if you when you go number two in the shower and then stomping on the I don't know who don't know the show is over there's Joe Oliver. They showed us don't ever met him there is done. And now it's over and get a shot up and see these shut down up. Why they are hard this man has a child listening to his car OSHA Minogue again. This pork I call gazette say that he's doing dad duty. Literally believe that your dad duties on paternal stroke. Dad duty at 700 are patrol but his kids listen in the yard like a regular hanging out playing. Laughing and now we get to explain it is. Floor. Impressionable young mind. Well lawful stop.
