The Mens Room

Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

Hola Bitcholas, Today, we did a little segment called "Ask the Mens Room"...which is precisely what it sounds like. Anyway, we were asked what we think we'd be doing for a living if not this show. None of us could reasonably answer. And, honestly, all of us really searched our collective brain, but...
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Calling Out the Person You Do NOT Want to Hear From

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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Doppelgang Slang

Hola Bitcholas,​ Our CEO, David Field dropped by the office today, as he does from time to time. The company has about 250 stations, so he has a lot to say. I probably should listen. It's not that he wasn't sharing important information...it's that he looks lie Harry Connick Jr... and I just can't...
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Hiccups are the Devil

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Pot Meet Kettle

Hola Bitcholas, This is a question that all of us are often asked; '"So what do you do ​before the show...exactly." First of all, adding 'exactly' to the end is just sh*tty. I mean, seriously, why? Why... exactly? See what I'm saying? Sounds snarky. Anyway, here's a small slice of what happens...
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Which Reason to Curse Would You Like?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with: Stubbed Toe Biting Your Tongue Heartburn Swamp Ass There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I...
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The Jury Fury!

Hola Bitcholas, We had a discussion about jury duty today. No one loves it, but we wondered which would be the better scenario: average, boring 2 weeks or a 'crime of the century' type trial (like OJ) for 7 months? Initially, I thought I'd prefer the 7-month-spectacle. I figure it's interesting at...
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Have You Cooked in Your Bathroom?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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Naughty Bits Can Fit

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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