The Mens Room

Your Injury is Stupid

Hola Bitcholas, On yesterday's show, our very own Thee Ted Smith shared the very personal story of an extended family member who took their own life...with a BB GUN. And yes, exactly what you picture is how he did it...again, with a BB GUN. Not to be outdone, a woman in England died in a most...
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Are You a Screamer?

Hola Bitcholas, For 'Sit and Spin' today we featured the 'Top Ten Songs That Sound Like Someone Stepped on a Lego' . If that sounds stupid it's only because it is precisely that. ​However, it was also remarkably funny. Credit to Mike Hawk. He walked into the office yesterday commenting that Brian...
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Sandwich of Sorrow!

Hola Bitcholas, I forgot to write a blog today, but then I remembered my piss-poor, pathetic 'sandwich' I had for lunch today. It didn't taste bad or anything, but look at how disappointing this sumbitch is! What's your lamest food experience? Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL...
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Chill Out This Fourth

Hola Bitcholas, It's no secret that this country has lost its collective mind. We're all aware of it; one 'side' blames another 'side', blah, blah, blah. It gets old in spite of being new each day. Well, tomorrow is the 4th of July, so here's a sincere hope that all of us can just enjoy it and...
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Sing-Song Ping Pong

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'house' band the New Originals is playing a gig this Sunday at Slim's Last Chance. It's part of an annual charity thing we do. Anyway, we're having our first practice tonight. I'm down with that. One of the songs we'd intended on playing was 'Cult f Personality' from Living...
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The Song is Too Short!

Hola Bitcholas, We love our job and, frankly, there is precious little to complain about. Even a raging assh*le like myself is hard pressed to find things I DON'T like about the job. That said, there are some disadvantages to doing a live broadcast. Namely, pooping. It's not a problem often, but...
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The Other Football a Plenty

Hola Bitcholas, As a fan of soccer and a Sounders season ticket holder I should be ecstatic about the idea of going to three different games this weekend. Sadly, the Sounders don't figure into it. No, my son, Lil' Pele, has THREE games this weekend. Three. Two on Saturday and one on Sunday. I'm...
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Prove How Cool You Are!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day. Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do: Tightrope walk 25 stories up Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes Swim 100...
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Sing a Long Dammit

Hola Bitcholas, We're all 'hard' at work on our next 'Sit and Spin'. Everyone always has a ridiculous idea regarding 'Sit and Spin', but this week we're working on a collection of songs that sound 'romantic' or 'sexual' when you hear them, but would be remarkably creepy if it were spoken word...
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Oh, Shirt!

Hola Bitcholas, Forgot about a blog today. Happens more and more which leads me to believe that I'm just getting old and suffering memory loss. I'm OK with that if that's the case. But, potentially it's not OK with you if I keep forgetting a blog. So accept my apologies and then get over it!!! And...
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