The Mens Room

Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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The Euphemism You Need Today

Hola Bitcholas, Welcome to the 'Tale of Chattanooga Jack'. Talking with Ryan Castle this morning in the office and he asked if I recognized a certain name. It sounded vaguely familiar, something on the periphery of my memory, but I couldn't quite place it. Castle points out that this person is...
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You Have a Misfortune, Spit It Out Already

Hola Bitcholas, On yesterday's show we had a brief discussion about a photograph making the 'world wide rounds'. The photo in question features a humpback whale with a sea lion in it's mouth. The whale is breaching and appears to be uncharacteristically EATING the sea lion. Well, I was kinda HOPING...
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How Did You Fix That With No Tools?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we covered a lot of different topics, but the one that seemed to stick had to do with 'ghetto DIY'. The inspiration for this involves a guy in Colorado. He had a busted tail light, but instead of replacing it, he decided to get creative...
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You Are So Limb-le

Hola Bitcholas, Perusing the news this morning there seemed to be an unintentional theme...body parts. First I saw a story about a kid who got his tongue stuck in the lid of a sippy-cup. Sounds simple enough, but neither the kids nor his parents could remove it. He had to get surgery to remove it...
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Overachieve with Your New Ability

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but...
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The Corn Was Far From Mellow

Hola Bitcholas, Today, Miles and arrived at work via the struggle bus. It is our own doing, but look, the way we see it, booze don't drink itself. So we did. Among other ill-advised libations, Miles introduced me to Mellow Corn. It's a Kentucky 'bourbon' that Miles brought up on the show a few...
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Dirty Advice

Hola Bitcholas, We've been doing this job for a long time and I have spent many-a-blog espousing our passion and joy doing it. We just like what we do but we are still and will always be surprised by the things that resonate with listeners. Case-in-point, the Dirty Germans. They are now a staple on...
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The Crazy Way Tragedy Strikes

Hola Bitcholas, Our very own Thee Ted Smith has had tragedy in his family, like any of us, but as time goes by I'm starting to feel bad that I keep laughing at the circumstances that surround each scenario. First we learned about a grandfather of his who died splashing around in the ocean during a...
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Flush These Sounds Out Now

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here, so, as always, we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Just to upset you or make you sick to your core, we asked which of the following would you endure listening to: A parent having sex, but cheating Your significant other having sex, but cheating Your parents...
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