The Mens Room

Put Your Hands Behind Your Uh-Oh

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked 'Why were you or someone you know arrested?' The inspiration for the question came from a list we stumbled upon. The list revealed the top 10 most arrested celebrities. Most of the usual suspects were on the list; Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown, Bobby Brown, DMX, OJ...
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Which of These for Your TVs?

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as usual, we conducted the most scientific bit of academia available this side of the mighty Mississippi. I'm speaking, of course, about our Mens Room Poll. Today we piggy-backed onto a discussion that has caused MUCH consternation among us AND you over the...
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You Can't BELIEVE It Happened Again

Hola! We want to know "What can you not believe happened more than once?" It could be that you won the lottery, got away with skipping class or as one friend of the show said, "I'm in construction and I have been shot five times in the hand and one time in my shin bone due to ricochets or misfires...
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Do Not Do As I Do

Hola Bitcholas, The show went out for dinner last night. Found a steak joint and ate like viking kings. I remember that part. When I woke up this morning, the available evidence suggested that we drank like viking kings too. Well, at that point I wasn't sure that "we" did, but I was certain that I...
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Wear ONE for a Year!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here so we, as we do, conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we asked you to pick the fashion statement you would be most willing to rock for a full year. You would be dressed this way involving any interaction with any other human being. The choices are: Jail jumpsuit Boy...
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Do Not Get Your B's Near Bees

Hola Bitcholas, Before the show, we were all in the office prepping...as we do. Robin mutters, " This can't be true...but I hope it's true." ( click the link ... or don't) If you DIDN'T click the link, I'll summarize: a kid put his d**k in a bee's nest and was stung 600 times. Is the story true? No...
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Pick Your Poison in the Mens Room Poll

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and it lived up to its name when we talked to a particular contestant named Tetra. Bless her sock, but DAYYYY-YUM! ​Ah, but today is also the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. As always, we asked a question of critical importance and most CERTAINLY a...
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A Loss for the FCC So Far

Holaaa! We jumped into the new year with some hope to stump Ted in Ted vs the FCC, but no dice! He pulled an unlikely W last time and you can witness the close call here - Kicking off the year with a W! And you can play a round or three on the Mens Room app too - look for #YouvsTheFCC! A post...
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Which of These Could Use Improvement?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, so, as we do, we conducted a very scientific Mens Room Poll. It's a new year, so, today, we presented you the opportunity to start new. Pick one of the following to replace: New Job New significant other New car or New family? As always, pick wisely. Until...
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Operation Warm It Up

Hola Bitcholas, It's a new year so I'm gonna start the year like a decent human being. In this case...kids. Now that I have kids, I actually like them..I know. I also believe we should do all we can to make their lives good and healthy before they grow old and grizzled like the rest of us. That...
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