The Mens Room

Be the Voice of ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we presented you the glorious opportunity to be a spokesperson for one of the following products: RID...for lice and crabs Valtrex...for cold sores but really herpes Vagisil...infections of the most private...
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The Neverending Meetings

Hola Bicholas, I'm not a big fan of 'meetings'. Most people aren't, but UN-like most people I'm exceptionally vocal about things I hate; meetings, vegetables, New England Patriots, the length of the traffic light at the top of my street...the list goes on. Anyway, this particular week is rapidly...
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You Have to Be Without ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your...
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Explain How You Got That

Hola Bicholas, Today we asked 'how did you get that horrible thing you got?' as in a disease or other affliction. Multiple headlines contributed to us asking but man, oh man. The stories we heard today from you, our beloved listener, were f**king crazy. This is what I figured out; I do not want...
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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Rest in Hilarious Peace

Hola Bitcholas, Soooooooo, we talked about death today! Yup. Always a fun and entertaining subject. Of course that is not true, but today's death conversation wasn't as morose as most death conversations because the kind of death stories we were conversing about were stupid. Sure, death isn't...
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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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Redfestival Gets New and Original

Hola Bitcholas, Hi there, you sexy little monkeys, I hope you had a good Labor Day weekend. Not my fault if you didn't, but I hope you did. Now, looking forward, we should all turn our attention to Redfestival, yes? It's only a week and a half away and it's starting to creep into my veins akin to...
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Things We Learn On The Show

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'Shot of the Day' today featured a homeless man who was, allegedly, dragging a half naked and unconscious woman around the streets of Kansas City. The good news is that the 'half naked and unconscious woman' was, in fact, a sex doll. The thing that made the story particularly...
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The Sad Sandwich Chronicles Continue

Hola Bitcholas, A little while ago we posted a picture of my 'sad sandwich' lunch. I'd gone to our little food court and got a sad sandwich...albeit, freaky fast. It happens sometimes. See also: My sad sandwich... Actually, since I posted my sad sandwich, I went to a different sandwich place and...
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