The Mens Room

Write Your Unwritten Rule!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question". One of the questions was, 'What unwritten rule do you live by?' These are some of the responses we got to that question: 'Unwritten rule: don't ask your wife to "use her left hand because it feels like your sister is doing it"...' (I never...
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One Damn Thing After Another

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Friday. That's not entirely true. It is now, but not earlier. I was having one of those days where nothing was going right. No major thing happened, but a series of little irritations that snowballed into a sh*t day. This was earlier before the show. At one point, my computer...
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Heroes That Hold the Super

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day here in the Mens Room and it truly owned up to it's name. It's not so much that people got a lot of questions wrong, it was more how people SOUNDED when answering. Hard to explain. Ah, but we always do our incredibly scientific Men's Room Poll. Today we made you a...
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Does Not Compute

Hola Bitcholas, Let me start by saying that this computer I'm currently typing on is a c*cks+cker. Yup. I don't say this idly. And, frankly, I'd prefer to like this computer, but like that irresponsible cousin you have somewhere in your family who borrows money, the computer did me dirty. I'd typed...
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Home Alone in Real Time

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What did you or someone else totally forget?" The question was inspired by the story of a woman on a plane who realized that she'd left her BABY at the gate. Her baby. How in the f**k do you leave your baby at the airport?!? If you have kids, young kids, and you've...
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Kids Want the Darndest Things

Hola Bitcholas, First, thank you everyone for the exceptionally kind words regarding our 3000th show. The outpouring was unexpected and very humbling. That said, today was our 3001st show! That's one MORE than 3000 and we got nothin'! Nothin', I say. I mean, if 3000 is a big deal, then certainly...
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Shout One in the Moment

Hola Bitcholas, It was Big Dummy day today, so there was a Men's Room Poll. Today, we got around to the survey we wanted to ask last week. During sex, you have to shout out one of the following names: Mother Father Pet or... Ex. I prefer to yell out a combination of all of the above. But that's...
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Ask Away!

Hola Birchola, Totally forgot to write a blog today. At first I wasn't gonna admit that, and, instead, come up with something, but I've got nothing. Weird day today. To put it in perspective, if I told you that I had a story about falling 30 feet out of a grandstand, onto and into a concession...
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Rob Thomas Kept His Promise

Hola Bitcholas, Today was the day that Rob Thomas, of Matchbox 20 and "Smooth" fame, joined us in studio for "Sit and Spin". The idea was that Rob would play us his "Top 10 List of Songs That He Can Never Hear Too Many Times". This was in response to us bashing the song "Smooth". To be fair, Rob is...
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The Rob Thomas Promise

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday and all that. Actually, Mondays don't bother me so much. I should add that I've felt that way even BEFORE I had kids. Well, before kids and after getting into radio. Before radio, I cooked for a living and hated every second of it. Just not my jam. As a result of my...
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