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I Would Totally Let Jenny McCarthy Toss My Salad

I don't care what anyone says. I think Jenny McCarthy is still smokin' hot! I've never had a salad give me an erection. Well, I guess it's not really the salad doing that. What's the message here? If you eat more salad you will look as hot as Jenny McCarthy at 40? That Carl's Jr is worried that you... Read More

Alice In Chains Love The Sausage

Once again Jimmy Kimmel makes me laugh until I expel gas uncontrollably. Check out the special appearance by one of the most gloomy of the Grunge legends expressing their love for the links. Read More

Watch Metallica Rip Through "Kill Em' All" At The Orion Music Festival

A couple weeks ago Metallica surprised fans at the Orion Music And More Festival by doing a surprise performance of their classic Kill Em' All album. They were on the schedule as Dehaan(After actor Dean Dehaan who stars in their upcoming film, Metallica: Through The Never ) to keep it on the down... Read More

How To Uninstall Your McAfee Anti-Virus Protection With Strippers And Bath Salts

Last we heard from McAfee Anti-Virus software founder John McAfee he landed in Miami after a bizarre Odyssey through Belize(where he allegedly abandoned his $20,000,000 fortune) and Guatemala(where they thought he was so crazy the forced him to come back to the U.S.) Check out the Hollywood ready... Read More

No Child Left Behind..Except Miss Utah

She's absolutely right when she says, "I think we can relate this back to education". Well, not those exact words, but I get what she's saying...I think. What I mean to say is...LOOK AT THOSE TITS!! In all fairness, we are not expecting Miss USA to cure Cancer. But if she could, I'd vote for her... Read More

Shinedown Rooftop Pool Party video posted!

It was so great to have "my boys" in Shinedown back in Boston. Of course our pool party got rained on, so we moved the party indoors, and they played anyway. Here is the song that started te craziness with them in Boston. Almost 10 years ago... More video coming soon. Read More

My Daily Observation June 18, 2013

So, I saw this and thought..... 'Lil Wayne, F*CK YOU! While I support your right of Free Speech, and even your right to desecrate the flag, I also have those same rights... And if you are going to exercise yours, you must also expect for others to exercise theres! You will pay a price for this, I... Read More

Like pinball? Like Alice In Chains? You're gonna love this!

Pinball Rocks features Slayer, Bullet For My Valentine, AC/DC, and Alice In Chains! Click here to get the app! and click here for more info on Pinball Rocks! Read More

My Daily Observation June 12, 2013

So, I saw this... and thought... OUCH!!!!! An 8 month erection??? With quotes like " Wherever the 44-year-old went, his condition got in the way, said Metzgar’s attorney, Michael C. Heyden. Retrieving the morning newspaper became a problem. Riding his motorcycle was, too." and " They suggested... Read More

How Not To Drink Jagermeister

First of all, those shots look a little light to be Jager. Usually, Jagermeister is black like the color you see after drinking half a bottle and nine beers. Maybe these are Jager Bombs? They like their fruity drinks in the British Isles so they must be cut with some kind of sweet mixer. I had my... Read More