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The Train Window Told Me To Kill

Now you can't even nod off on the train and miss your stop without advertising being jammed into your head by this intrusive Bone Conduction System. A small transmitter attached to the train window sends vibrations through the glass into your skull. That's right..your skull. So there goes any... Read More

Pearl Jam Announce North American Tour, Then Reset Countdown Clock

Pearl Jam started running a countdown clock about 6 days ago without explanation. There were many rumors that it was going to be the release of a new song but when the clock hit zero today it was North American Tour dates. Don't get me wrong, that's great. Especially since they''re playing the DCU... Read More

Here's A Song That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Your Family BBQ This Weekend

According to Wikipedia: In Freudian psychology, the phallic stage is the third stage of psychosexual development, spanning the ages of three to six years, wherein the infant’s libido (desire) centers upon his or her genitalia as the erogenous zone. The composer of this song, and myself , and any... Read More

My Daily Observation July 2, 2013

So, I saw this today... And I thought... You've got to be KIDDING ME!?! Someone was actually stupid enough to think that they could get with defrauding the One Fund? Like we don''t know the names of these people by now? Like we haven't see the tragic stories on TV over and over again? It's people... Read More

How To Kill A Bull Boner

Really, how could I not share this with you? It's why the Internet was invented! Thankfully every car in Russia has a dash-cam. Oh yeah..and thankfully no one was hurt..except the cow. The Bull was probably pretty pissed too. Worst date ever.. Read More

The New Nine Inch Nails Video Comes With A Seizure Warning

For the video for "Came Back Haunted" Trent Reznor tapped his friend David Lynch because..well..if you want weird and disturbing, he's the Master. He first worked with Lynch for the Lost Highway Soundtrack back in 1997. The Director of Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, and Eraserhead mixes eerie images of a... Read More

The Devil Came Up To Boston(NSFW)

So, are you trying to say we have some kind of shitty attitude here in Boston? Somebody woke up with a hair across their ass this morning. Bostonians are just as nice as any other fucking douche bags. We're like fucking Gandhi up here! Thanks to Margo Farnsworth for sending this wicked sweet video... Read More

My Daily Observation June 27, 2013

So, I saw this and thought..,. ATTA GIRL! Yesterday, while the world talked about George Zimmerman, and Aaron Hernandez Rep Tammy Duckworth D-Ill was actually earning her money in Congress. According to the Military Times ... "Rep. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill, lost her legs and the use of her right arm... Read More

Avenged Sevenfold release details on new album...

Members of Avenged Sevenfold have announced the name of the new album "Hail To The King" which will be released on August 27. This will be the first album featuring new drummer Arin IIejay, who replaced Mike Portnoy following the death of Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan. M. Shadows told Metal Hammer that... Read More

Sammy Hagar... and friends

SAMMY HAGAR ANNOUNCES NEW ROCK COLLABORATIONS ALBUM "SAMMY HAGAR AND FRIENDS" FEATURING HAGAR & LEGENDARY FRIENDS INCLUDING KID ROCK, RONNIE DUNN, NANCY WILSON, NEAL SCHON, CHAD SMITH, MICHAEL ANTHONY, JOE SATRIANI, BILL CHURCH, DENNY CARMASSI, AND MORE ON A COLLECTION OF 10 ORIGINAL &... Read More