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Camel Love, Zelda Lore, and Fire Farts: Tuesday 3-10-15 Recap!

PAX East was this past weekend, so that means it's NERD WEEK on The Hill-man Morning Show ! Today's edition featured Austin, and the subject was Legend of Zelda: Also on today's show: Hill-mail Facts Schmacts ***** Approximately 100% of guys and 0.2% of women have thought about lighting their... Read More

My Wife Stole My Coke, The Gooch, and a Fat Bullying Fail: Monday 3-9-15 Recap!

Every Monday, we go inside the simple male mind! LB answers YOUR relationship questions. Also on today's show: Hill-mail Masshole Theater - Napoleon Dynamite ***** It's pretty impressive to say ONE sentence that shows you need marriage counseling, drug counseling, AND legal counseling . . . but... Read More

Fries or Rings, the Babies"R"Us Flasher, and LB Made Up History: Friday 3-6-15 Recap!

LB + history = ? He likes to make things up as he goes: Also on today's show: Hill-mail Inside the Warped Female Mind ***** Most guys have no idea what women want . . . but somehow find a woman willing to mate with them anyway. This guy's got NO chance. 48-year-old Hal Hamrick of Port St. Lucie,... Read More

Vince Wilfork Is Now a Free Agent

It's a sad day in Patriots Nation... Vince posted the following on his twitter account this morning: "I want to just take this time to let everyone know that I was informed on Tuesday that the patriots will not be picking up my option. I'm in a good place I have a great relationship with the... Read More

Gay Storm Troopers And Well Dressed Sleestaks. Welcome To The Suckhole

He's "The Sucklord" and he's turning your toys into Rock-N-Roll. That means the ORIGINAL concept of your parents being scared Rock-N-Roll will pollute young minds and turn them into drug addicted Satanic cannibals. In this short film by Joey Garfield "The Sucklord"(Morgan Phillips) likens his... Read More

Dripping Oatmeal Face, Tiny Junk, and Unsupervised Brats: Wednesday 3-4-15 Recap!

How young is too young to walk a mile alone? Two parents in MD are facing child neglect charges after letting their 10-year-old and 6-year-old walk from the park to their home, unsupervised. We talked about it today: Also on today's show: Hill-mail Facts Schmacts ***** Your cat HATES your music... Read More

The Original Blue Dress, Buying the Dead, and Owning the Dead: Tuesday 3-3-15 Recap!

We're a day behind because of Greg's vacation... but we couldn't miss an opportunity to go inside the simple male mind! Also on today's show: Masshole Theater: The Matrix Hill-mail ***** Tinder revolutionized online dating. And now they want to make money from it . . . ESPECIALLY from the creepy... Read More

What Would Happen If The Worlds Of Minecraft And Grand Theft Auto Collided?(NSFW!!)

I find this especially hilarious because my daughter will not shut up about Minecraft. Again, this video is NSFW or Children...or elderly hookers. Thumbnail photo by downloadsource.fr Read More

This Video Depicts The Painful Truth About Pooping

Along with reading the back of the box while eating cereal, reading while pooping is an activity that cannot be denied. Especially now, with smart phones giving us access to the internet while we drop the kids off at the pool, they have become feces encrusted, e-coli resevoirs . I'll spend an extra... Read More

Meet The Machine That Feeds You Tomatoes While You Run

Why? That would be my first question too . Why would I need an 18 pound device that feeds me tomatoes while I take a jog? According to designer Shigonori Suzuki of the Kagome Juice Company , tomatoes contain fatigue fighting nutrients. So when I feel like quitting and lying down on the street I can... Read More