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You Wanna Kwanzaa?

Hola Bitcholas, The holidays are officially here with the start of Hannukah today. By the way, I have no idea how to spell Hannukah. ​ Anyway, the holidays are here and I'd like to take this opportunity to explain how black people let me down. Kwanzaa. It's a seven-day celebration...and that's... Read More

Scientist: "Man Flu" Is Real! Illness Hits Men Harder

Fellas, there is now SCIENCE to prove to your wife that you are NOT over-reacting the next time that you come down with a cold. Our wives and girlfriends always seem to be accusing us of overreacting when we get sick, right? They always say that we're reacting like a child, so they call it the "man... Read More
Tom Morello

Tom Morello Has Heard Tool's "Epic And Brutal" New Album

According to Tom Morello , Tool ’s long-anticipated new album will be well worth the wait. The Rage Against the Machine guitarist jumped on Instagram yesterday (Dec. 11) to share a photo snapped in the recording studio with three members of Tool (singer Maynard James Keenan was nowhere in sight)... Read More

Godsmack Teases Preview Of Nearly-Completed Album

With Godsmack nearly finished with their follow-up album to their 2014 record 1000hp , the band shared a funny teaser to their social media of guitarist Tony Rombola banging out a guitar solo while frontman Sully Erna plays with his effect pedal. That is until he can't hold it anymore! Check out... Read More

Running On LIES, Thats What!

Hola bitcholas, I decided to be productive this past Saturday and paint the basement. I don't mind painting...although, I really wish my son would have reduced the incessant chatter...but what can you do? Anyway, I painted. Whatever. Woke up yesterday and was extraordinarily stiff and sore. I felt... Read More
Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age performing live on stage at Wembley Arena in London

Josh Homme Apologizes to Photographer He Kicked During Show

On Saturday night, Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme kicked photographer Chelsea Lauren while “in a state of being lost in performance.” On Sunday, Homme apologized on QOTSA’s social media accounts. “I don’t have any excuse or reason … I was a total d**k … I’m truly sorry, and I hope you’... Read More