You Have a Misfortune, Spit It Out Already

July 30, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

On yesterday's show we had a brief discussion about a photograph making the 'world wide rounds'. The photo in question features a humpback whale with a sea lion in it's mouth. The whale is breaching and appears to be uncharacteristically EATING the sea lion. Well, I was kinda HOPING that's the case...but it wasn't. No, like a human biting into a sandwich and discovering that there's a cigarette butt hiden under the bread, the whale spit the sea lion out.

It happens.

In North Carolina, a man was at a friend's house and took a swig of a beer in a jar...because who doesn't enjoy beer from a jar? To my point, he didn't drink a beer, he drank gasoline...and like the whale before him...spit it out. His story wasn't done yet. Some of the gasoline he spat landed on his shirt.  He didn't know that until he lit a cigarette later...and burst into flames...and died.

It happens.  

A St. Louis man whose mother died.  He was cleaning out her freezer and opened the box that had been in his mother's freezer longer than he'd been alive...he's 37. Anyway, he was familar with the box because his mother had moved it to four different houses and assured him that it held the top of the wedding cake from marriage all those years ago. But it wasn't her wedding cake...it was  DEAD BABY.   

It does not happen.

Today we asked, what was your 'surprise discovery'. The aggregate answer today was that you have siblings all over this country that you didn't previously know about.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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