You Do NOT Want to Be the Egg

February 15, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should.

What's the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once...and it's by your mom.

Stupid, I know, but I like it.

That's what I've got.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

But don't wait to get your #BourbonandBaconFest tickets, bitcholas! Bourbons, bacon-y treats and more will be on hand and you should be too!