Trauma Starts Under Your Bed

January 29, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for three days, claims he made friends with a bear'...'kid gets head stuck in toilet seat, needs help of fire department', etc.  

The one call I remember most came from a guy who said he had 3 little kids at home. His wife was feeling the urge in her loins, so they kicked the kids outta the room and got down to the business of making the beast with two backs.

He pointed out that on this particular swapping of body fluids, his wife was ESPECIALLY freaky, saying, requesting and performing things that were previously absent.

Good for him. For a bit.

During their dirty, dirty session they heard crying. Obviously it was one of their kids. The kid was under the bed during the whole thing.  

That kid WILL be scarred for life.

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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