Kids Want the Darndest Things

March 11, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

First, thank you everyone for the exceptionally kind words regarding our 3000th show. The outpouring was unexpected and very humbling.

That said, today was our 3001st show! That's one MORE than 3000 and we got nothin'! Nothin', I say. I mean, if 3000 is a big deal, then certainly 3001 is even MORE significant!  Alas, the 3001st show is akin to turning 41 years old...no one cares.  You gotta wait 10 years to hit 50 (and get solicited by AARP) for anyone to express any interest.

That's OK though. As I get older, I stay the same age right up until it is OFFICIALLY my birthday. My kids (and all kids) on the other hand, always try to creep as close to their NEXT birth day as is reasonable. My son is not 6...he's 6 AND A HALF. My daughter...not 8, she's 8 AND A HALF!!! So important to them.  

Oddly enough, they also wanna weigh more. I try to tell them that when they get older they will lie about both of those things.

OK, I'm outta here. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!