Flying High on Stranger Danger

January 25, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked what happened to ruin your travel plans. We didn't wanna know about your actual trip or vacation, just the travel part.

Most recently I was flying back to Seattle. No I wasn't, I was sitting on a plane on the tarmac in Phoenix waiting to take off. The flight was delayed because a person in first class sh*t themselves. The flight attendants called it a "bio- hazard", but I wasn't fooled. I knew what was going on.  

Sure enough, about 2 minutes later the smell hit us peons in coach. It was horrible. They let the person stay on the plane! Gotta be a first class perk? I dunno.

That's all I've got. Ready for the weekend...which begins with a 9am kid's basketball game.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


On another note: Get YOUR #BourbonandBaconFest tickets now!