Edgy News Abound

January 23, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we talked knives. Knives were, for various reasons, all over the headlines the last few days. Sure, there are bigger headlines in the news, but when you peel away the day-to-day evaporation of sense that passes for news, you get back to headlines about the goofy.   

You make headlines because you did something terrible or you did something stupid. A lot of the 'knives in the headlines' are a finely minted combination of both.

"Man stabbed after pants trade goes wrong". That really happened. Two grown men decided to trade their pants in the middle of the street. Somehow, this moment went south and someone was stabbed.

It's why I never trade pants.

We had two separate news stories about two separate women unknowingly united in 'penis severing'. Both of them sliced off a man's penis. One of them drove her victim to the hospital. The other woman beat her victim with a frying pan..first...cut off his penis and THEN put his penis in his hand.

Like I said, knives are in the news.

I'll leave you with that.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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