Brown Frown

November 2, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

It doesn't matter what we talked about today...maybe it does, but not for the purposes of this blog.  

No, today I have been distracted by the "Diarrhea Song". Do you remember this little diddy from childhood?

 

"Diarrhea... Uh! Uh!  Diarrhea Uh Uh!

I can tell by the smell you ain't feeling well...Diarrhea Uh! Uh!"

Ring any bells? It was something we chanted with fervent zeal in my childhood. Every-so-often, the song comes up in conversation (undoubtedly at my urging) but every time someone sings it to me, the verse is a little different.  

That brings me to my point; I'm looking for some of the verses YOU learned as a kid.  A few that I've heard include:

 

"Diarrhea... Uh!  Uh!  Diarrhea... Uh!  Uh!

"It's juicy and it's runny and some people think it's funny... Diarrhea Uh!  Uh!"

And:

"Diarrhea Uh! Uh!  Diarrhea Uh!  Uh!

"I can tell by your frown that your pants are brown!"

 

That's what I know. Help a brutha out.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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