This Slipknot/Spice Girls Mashup Hurts Like A Nut Tap

October 18, 2019

This hurts.  This hurts like a nut tap with a Red Sox souviner baseball bat.(or like the sox 2019 season). It’s like getting a prostate exam with an immersion blender.  It hurts like watching someone put ketchup on a hot dog.

But at the same time it’s burrowed into my head like a carpenter bee.  It’s got staying power.  Or should I say…”Girl Power”.  I’m going to have to slam my head in a car door to get this one out.  Help me.

Help. Me.